Ah, okay. Well, it still explains the "living history" bit. :)

"That text file is special. BLOOD ON THE PALMS OF HIS HANDS."
And the MORTAL WOUND of... an irregular period without cramping! *GASP*

"Seriously, this post is great. I love how you've drawn out all the narcissistic triangulation. It is kinda sad how much he reeks of gender-essentialist misogyny. "
Thank you! Glad you thought it was good.
(I'd feel sadder for him if he didn't wield said misogyny as a weapon... :\)