Zach: Shut up, you whiny social justice warrior in office ladies' clothing! Cassie: At least I stand for something that matters, as opposed to having childish tantrums anytime someone writes an Astrid/Gatrie or Ash/Gary fic. Zach: Like YOU'RE so much better with your Aang-demonizing Katara/Haru fanfics! Cassie: At least I dare to be creative. You, on the other hand, might as well leave fandom and just read the source material over and over again if you love ~canon~ so much. Mittens: THAT'S IT. *pisses on both of their shoes* YOU INTERRUPT FANDOM CAT'S SLEEPY TIEM. YOU ARE BAD HUMANS. *sheds on their beds* Zach: ...that's it. MISSY, GET OVER HERE! IT'S TIME FOR A BATH! Cassie: No, you will NOT be using him to scrub Missy, because I'm taking him to the vet to have him castrated!
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Cassie: At least I stand for something that matters, as opposed to having childish tantrums anytime someone writes an Astrid/Gatrie or Ash/Gary fic.
Zach: Like YOU'RE so much better with your Aang-demonizing Katara/Haru fanfics!
Cassie: At least I dare to be creative. You, on the other hand, might as well leave fandom and just read the source material over and over again if you love ~canon~ so much.
Mittens: THAT'S IT. *pisses on both of their shoes* YOU INTERRUPT FANDOM CAT'S SLEEPY TIEM. YOU ARE BAD HUMANS. *sheds on their beds*
Zach: ...that's it. MISSY, GET OVER HERE! IT'S TIME FOR A BATH!
Cassie: No, you will NOT be using him to scrub Missy, because I'm taking him to the vet to have him castrated!