"But Cori!James isn't a crossdresser anyway and she'd make Owain an amaaaaaazing cook even though Lissa's not much of a chef and neither is Lon'qu or Ricken, her most likely husbands. And she'd draw out their supports to come off just like Out Of Maple Syrup, more wangst and regret and Severa berating herself for saying what she did even as she keeps saying it." D: Oi, I can SEE IT! And it BURNS!
"Yeeeeeah, true. :/ Hell, even the times Cori!Jessie DOES have to face anger and disapproval it's all forgiven. In "Where Angels Dare To Tread", James encourages her to forget all the mean things she ever did because he forgave her and it doesn't matter anymore, rather than telling her to change her perspective from "I regret it because he was mad at me" to "I had to learn a lesson in being a better friend and it's made me a better person"." DX *bleaches brain* DAMN! What was Cori's allergy to her woobies taking responsibility for doing ANYTHING wrong, anyway?!
"The Lickitung fic is mercifully a little shorter, iirc, and I don't remember if it goes into creepy territory...I may end up reading it again to see if it does or not. D:" The more you read her fics, the weirder they get! XD (Seriously, one individually is just off-kilter. Start tracking her patterns, though, and a lot of things REALLY stand out...)
"Yeeeep. D: Hell, I consider 4K words an accomplishment in giant oneshots, I don't think I could go the length that Cori does!" Dude. I do long oneshots when inspiration strikes like a wildfire, but 87K WORDS IS TOO LONG FOR ALMOST ANYBODY. 87K WORDS. SINGLE ONESHOT. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
"TCOTB is pretty much Meowth fapping over J&J's love, but luckily there's no sex in that one." THANK HEAVENS D: I REALLY DON'T NEED A MEOWTH GIVING PLAY-BY-PLAY DROOLING COMMENTARY ON THEIR SEX LIVES, THANK YOU (...which I'm afraid would have happened if she'd written a Meowth-POV oneshot anywhere near the time of Break from Canon. D8 Nooooooo thank you, the Rocketshipping world really dodged a bullet there...)
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D: Oi, I can SEE IT! And it BURNS!
"Yeeeeeah, true. :/ Hell, even the times Cori!Jessie DOES have to face anger and disapproval it's all forgiven. In "Where Angels Dare To Tread", James encourages her to forget all the mean things she ever did because he forgave her and it doesn't matter anymore, rather than telling her to change her perspective from "I regret it because he was mad at me" to "I had to learn a lesson in being a better friend and it's made me a better person"."
DX *bleaches brain* DAMN! What was Cori's allergy to her woobies taking responsibility for doing ANYTHING wrong, anyway?!
"The Lickitung fic is mercifully a little shorter, iirc, and I don't remember if it goes into creepy territory...I may end up reading it again to see if it does or not. D:"
The more you read her fics, the weirder they get! XD (Seriously, one individually is just off-kilter. Start tracking her patterns, though, and a lot of things REALLY stand out...)
"Yeeeep. D: Hell, I consider 4K words an accomplishment in giant oneshots, I don't think I could go the length that Cori does!"
Dude. I do long oneshots when inspiration strikes like a wildfire, but 87K WORDS IS TOO LONG FOR ALMOST ANYBODY. 87K WORDS. SINGLE ONESHOT. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
"TCOTB is pretty much Meowth fapping over J&J's love, but luckily there's no sex in that one."
THANK HEAVENS D: I REALLY DON'T NEED A MEOWTH GIVING PLAY-BY-PLAY DROOLING COMMENTARY ON THEIR SEX LIVES, THANK YOU
(...which I'm afraid would have happened if she'd written a Meowth-POV oneshot anywhere near the time of Break from Canon. D8 Nooooooo thank you, the Rocketshipping world really dodged a bullet there...)