You did it all at once? Your fortitude is amazing. I thought it was hard enough reading it all in one day with hours of breaks in-between. People who spork things often joke and use hyperbole about things making them feel awful, but this story really does feel like some form of psychological torture. If I believed in magic, I'd wonder if there was a black magic spell in it.
I've been thinking about why I find it so much more awful than a typical spitefic, and I think it's because it reads like it's based on something that really happened. Instead of the Mary Sue lecturing and beating up on other female characters, she's lecturing and beating up on an actual woman. Also that she insults my sexuality, and the sheer level of spite, and the hair.
Considering that Anita has "triple-E" (!) breasts, I think it's rather hard to be as curvy as her
And not just triple-E, but so big she cannot cross her arms over them.
The booty thing is just... I'm a white woman, and my booty is... Rubenesque. I don't understand why LKH thinks someone must be not-white in order to have black hair, a big butt, etc. She seems to think all white women are skinny and tall and blonde, even when she writes white women who aren't those things, and it is very confusing.
Nitpick: If you say 'chestnut', do you really need to say 'deep brown' as well?
I thought chestnut and deep brown were different shades. Chestnut is a rich medium brown with a little red, while dark brown is, well, dark brown.
Micah's wang is now so large it requires him to use the plural.
Lol irl.
Anyone want to read Ellen Radborne: Sue Hunter?
Yes!
I... don't... get this fetish Suethors have for mixed-ethnicity-makes-you-SPECIAL-and-EDGY.
I kinda sorta get it, I think. It's where "white American descended from people in northwest Europe" is so completely normalized that it doesn't feel like it's even there, so one starts envying people whom one sees as having a culture and ethnicity, which one thinks one lacks. Which is bollocks, but understandable for a 13-year old. Not for LKH.
Richard's tan skin and high cheekbones came from Native American ancestry
I have high cheekbones that appear to come from my Dutch ancestry, because they seem to come from my maternal grandmother, but really who knows, because genetics is not that simplistic. I think LKH's obsession with putting human parts in boxes based purely on ethnicity is also a fetish, though not necessarily a sexual one.
But Anita's about to go for the gold simply on the grounds that Grandma told her she wasn't pretty, and of all the fucking ludicrous things.
And being told you're pretty all the time as a little girl is no picnic either. It makes you think that's all there is about you, and stuff like "I bet you break all the boys' hearts" when you're 6 years old feels seriously gross, at least it did to me. Besides the fact that it's creeptastic when coming from certain people. I'm sure it hurts to be told by your grandmother that you're not pretty, and emotional abuse is real abuse, but the way this is handled like it's the WORST THING EVER OMG -- yeah. What you said.
logic dictates that if beautiful people keep wanting to date me, then I can’t be ugly.
I've dated some gorgeous men, and yeah, it's an ego boost, but I never dated anyone solely because he was gorgeous. Besides being sad on Anita's part, it's sad for her dudes. She doesn't care about who they are, just how pretty they are. Ick.
ANITA HAS NO INTEREST IN ANYONE SHE ISN'T PLANNING TO SCREW I'M SORRY THE STORY STARTED SPORKING ITSELF AT THAT POINT AND I WILL NOT PRETEND OTHERWISE
SERIOUSLY IT DID. It's like a parody of Anita Blake by someone who passionately hates LKH.
Anita is a Romance Sim on overdrive
With zero nice points. Actually, where would her points go? She likes showers and baths, but mainly for the sex, so she's not particularly neat. She's not playful at all. She's not active; even during sex, she just lies there and screeches. She would probably jump into a public hottub naked, so I guess she'd have full outgoing points.
My Romance Sims often go to the bed, then the hottub, then the photo booth, then the car on the first date, then end that date and start one with someone else with whom they do the same thing. But it is ALL CONSENSUAL. I don't think Anita would know what to do if she couldn't rape anyone or be raped :(.
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE HIM A CONCUSSION WITH HIS OWN DONG
Laughing so hard I can't tell my husband why I'm laughing.
Great sporking! It was hilarious, which is no mean feat with this so-called "story".
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I've been thinking about why I find it so much more awful than a typical spitefic, and I think it's because it reads like it's based on something that really happened. Instead of the Mary Sue lecturing and beating up on other female characters, she's lecturing and beating up on an actual woman. Also that she insults my sexuality, and the sheer level of spite, and the hair.
Considering that Anita has "triple-E" (!) breasts, I think it's rather hard to be as curvy as her
And not just triple-E, but so big she cannot cross her arms over them.
The booty thing is just... I'm a white woman, and my booty is... Rubenesque. I don't understand why LKH thinks someone must be not-white in order to have black hair, a big butt, etc. She seems to think all white women are skinny and tall and blonde, even when she writes white women who aren't those things, and it is very confusing.
Nitpick: If you say 'chestnut', do you really need to say 'deep brown' as well?
I thought chestnut and deep brown were different shades. Chestnut is a rich medium brown with a little red, while dark brown is, well, dark brown.
Micah's wang is now so large it requires him to use the plural.
Lol irl.
Anyone want to read Ellen Radborne: Sue Hunter?
Yes!
I... don't... get this fetish Suethors have for mixed-ethnicity-makes-you-SPECIAL-and-EDGY.
I kinda sorta get it, I think. It's where "white American descended from people in northwest Europe" is so completely normalized that it doesn't feel like it's even there, so one starts envying people whom one sees as having a culture and ethnicity, which one thinks one lacks. Which is bollocks, but understandable for a 13-year old. Not for LKH.
Richard's tan skin and high cheekbones came from Native American ancestry
I have high cheekbones that appear to come from my Dutch ancestry, because they seem to come from my maternal grandmother, but really who knows, because genetics is not that simplistic. I think LKH's obsession with putting human parts in boxes based purely on ethnicity is also a fetish, though not necessarily a sexual one.
But Anita's about to go for the gold simply on the grounds that Grandma told her she wasn't pretty, and of all the fucking ludicrous things.
And being told you're pretty all the time as a little girl is no picnic either. It makes you think that's all there is about you, and stuff like "I bet you break all the boys' hearts" when you're 6 years old feels seriously gross, at least it did to me. Besides the fact that it's creeptastic when coming from certain people. I'm sure it hurts to be told by your grandmother that you're not pretty, and emotional abuse is real abuse, but the way this is handled like it's the WORST THING EVER OMG -- yeah. What you said.
logic dictates that if beautiful people keep wanting to date me, then I can’t be ugly.
I've dated some gorgeous men, and yeah, it's an ego boost, but I never dated anyone solely because he was gorgeous. Besides being sad on Anita's part, it's sad for her dudes. She doesn't care about who they are, just how pretty they are. Ick.
ANITA HAS NO INTEREST IN ANYONE SHE ISN'T PLANNING TO SCREW
I'M SORRY
THE STORY STARTED SPORKING ITSELF AT THAT POINT AND I WILL NOT PRETEND OTHERWISE
SERIOUSLY IT DID. It's like a parody of Anita Blake by someone who passionately hates LKH.
Anita is a Romance Sim on overdrive
With zero nice points. Actually, where would her points go? She likes showers and baths, but mainly for the sex, so she's not particularly neat. She's not playful at all. She's not active; even during sex, she just lies there and screeches. She would probably jump into a public hottub naked, so I guess she'd have full outgoing points.
My Romance Sims often go to the bed, then the hottub, then the photo booth, then the car on the first date, then end that date and start one with someone else with whom they do the same thing. But it is ALL CONSENSUAL. I don't think Anita would know what to do if she couldn't rape anyone or be raped :(.
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE HIM A CONCUSSION WITH HIS OWN DONG
Laughing so hard I can't tell my husband why I'm laughing.
Great sporking! It was hilarious, which is no mean feat with this so-called "story".