Also recommended: a particularly spectacular post from Deleterius.

[guardians_song]

Somebody on fanfiction.net posted a bunch of LOTR poems (now lost) in... dubious Elvish. An actual fan of Tolkien's languages decided to do a literal translation of them into English.

Comedy ensured.

And I do quote:

Woodpeckers of globes, I order you to die.
I cry myself.

Well, if you click the link, I think you will be crying yourself. With laughter.