AWESOME, THE SPORK IS UP! HOORAY HOORAY HOORAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Fun fact: this was pretty much the fic that inspired me to add the "Big Eater" trope to Cori Falls's TVTropes page.

It's funny, I never realized just how fucked-up this story is. You've already found so much to talk about and we haven't even gotten to the bit where Jessie and James go on and on about how TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL AND PERFECT any baby of theirs was going to be!