Everyone, go and read "English As She Is Spoke".

I guarantee you will not regret it. Mark Twain himself loved it!

At least read the "Idiotisms and Proverbs"!

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( Said 'idiotisms' below cut, if you can't be bothered to click the link. :P )

*cracks up*

"(Note that comments are 'off' on this post simply because it's just a pointer to the releases post.)"
Sure they are, LJ Staff. Sure they are.

(Also, I turned off custom entry pages as a possibly-temporary measure. Now, I can edit my Dreamwidth settings back to a mimic of my LJ colors/width/settings and not have to worry about unreadable comment threads of doom. >_> ...Whenever I get around to it, that is. Probably later today.

...Have you ever wished you could automatically convert hex tags to colors in in your head? >_>)

...Huh?

Just a moment. WHAT is wrong with crossposting?

Let's try this again...

[False alarm - Dreamwidth reported that it had failed. Don't ask me why. *shrugs*]

...Was Dreamwidth severely glitching up on displaying custom-CSS layouts, or was that just me?

...Scratch that, is it still glitching up?

*sigh* If your eyes are currently being maimed by my journal, I am sincerely baffled as to why. Rest assured this is not my attempt at an avant-garde layout.

On a cheerier note, I beat an old DS game called Master of the Monster Lair today. It's a decently fun game, if tedious whenever you hit a grinding stage. And Pokemon and Fire Emblem have spoiled me - I found myself desperately craving the ability to turn off animations. D|

*turns deep, deep red*

....I didn't realize you could specify the theme in the base layer.

...I know absolutely nothing about CSS. Sorry about all the kvetching. Suffice to say that I got confused by too many 'references' and tried to turn one theme into another, which is approximately as successful as Transfiguration is in real life.

*waves* I have no brain! 8D;;

On the bright side, now I know a fascinating amount about how to adjust margins and change colors. I may not know how to actually DO anything useful, but I can mildly play around with CSS!

Also, oneword.com is back up. Get yours in while you can!