"JAMES!!!!! MEOWTH!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! QUICK!!!!!" Tom: (Jessie) I BROKE!!!!! A NAIL!!!!! AND IT REMINDED ME!!!!! OF THE TIME MOMMY PAINTED MY NAILS!!!!! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL!!!!! ON THE LAST DAY I EVER SAW HER ALIVE!!!!! *CRIES!!!!!*
James: It's okay, Jessie, one time Daddy threw away all my nail polish! *weeps* Meowth: ...is it too late to make ammends with Butch and Cassidy? Hangin' out with that Raticate might not be so bad.
The three of us had proven once again just how much we care about each other, and once again, it allowed Miyamoto to provide a little "divine intervention!" Tom: Y’ oughta know, author, that ain’t th’ literal English translation of deus ex machinā.
See what I meant by Deus Ex Miyamoto? D:
And oh God, if only it ended after the magical hair re-growth discovery scene. The scene itself is super boring, blah blah blah angels and shining and true love and Miyamoto and blah blah blah. But then Cori just has to go on. And on. And on.
Jerry: (Jessie, James, and Meowth) *in unison, as they flee from something off-screen* Unfortunately, it was full of very hungry Dragon Pokémon!
Lance, Clair and Iris are laughing their asses off somewhere.
And man, not only did they get traumatized over fucking haircuts, but it was so bad they needed a vacation to "recover" from them?! How fucking weak does Cori think TR is?!
Had it really been my tears that made their hair grow back?!
Congratulations! Your Meowth has evolved into a magical girl! And ugh, recapping the obvious. CORI, IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME AROUND. STOP MAKING US RELIVE IT.
Cori really knows how to drag shit out forever. And ever. And ever. D:
*gives you a trophy and a bunch of daisies*
Once again, this was an excellent sporking. This fic was...amazing. It's like a fic version of The Room sans the downer ending. Unless you're a TR-hating sadist and wanted them to lose their hair forever.
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Tom: (Jessie) I BROKE!!!!! A NAIL!!!!! AND IT REMINDED ME!!!!! OF THE TIME MOMMY PAINTED MY NAILS!!!!! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL!!!!! ON THE LAST DAY I EVER SAW HER ALIVE!!!!! *CRIES!!!!!*
James: It's okay, Jessie, one time Daddy threw away all my nail polish! *weeps*
Meowth: ...is it too late to make ammends with Butch and Cassidy? Hangin' out with that Raticate might not be so bad.
The three of us had proven once again just how much we care about each other,
and once again, it allowed Miyamoto to provide a little "divine intervention!"
Tom: Y’ oughta know, author, that ain’t th’ literal English translation of deus ex machinā.
See what I meant by Deus Ex Miyamoto? D:
And oh God, if only it ended after the magical hair re-growth discovery scene. The scene itself is super boring, blah blah blah angels and shining and true love and Miyamoto and blah blah blah. But then Cori just has to go on. And on. And on.
Jerry: (Jessie, James, and Meowth) *in unison, as they flee from something off-screen* Unfortunately, it was full of very hungry Dragon Pokémon!
Lance, Clair and Iris are laughing their asses off somewhere.
And man, not only did they get traumatized over fucking haircuts, but it was so bad they needed a vacation to "recover" from them?! How fucking weak does Cori think TR is?!
Had it really been my tears that made their hair grow back?!
Congratulations! Your Meowth has evolved into a magical girl! And ugh, recapping the obvious. CORI, IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME AROUND. STOP MAKING US RELIVE IT.
Cori really knows how to drag shit out forever. And ever. And ever. D:
*gives you a trophy and a bunch of daisies*
Once again, this was an excellent sporking. This fic was...amazing. It's like a fic version of The Room sans the downer ending. Unless you're a TR-hating sadist and wanted them to lose their hair forever.
Which I would've liked to happen to these jokers.