James: It's okay, Jessie, one time Daddy threw away all my nail polish! *weeps*
Meowth: ...is it too late to make ammends with Butch and Cassidy? Hangin' out with that Raticate might not be so bad.

Raticate: {{Bugger off, pal. You may not be insane, but you ARE now a furry.}}

But then Cori just has to go on. And on. And on.
Did you just write a plot summary for Never Too Late? :P

And man, not only did they get traumatized over fucking haircuts, but it was so bad they needed a vacation to "recover" from them?! How fucking weak does Cori think TR is?!
Well, you saw Cori!Jessie becoming suicidal over a haircut. You tell me.

Your Meowth has evolved into a magical girl!
*spittake* Where's Kyuubey when you need it?

Cori really knows how to drag shit out forever. And ever. And ever. D:
Ooh, Never Too Late's ALTERNATE plot summary! :D

*gives you a trophy and a bunch of daisies*

Once again, this was an excellent sporking. This fic was...amazing. It's like a fic version of The Room sans the downer ending. Unless you're a TR-hating sadist and wanted them to lose their hair forever.

Which I would've liked to happen to these jokers.
:D THANK YOU!

And yes, it's... as close to The Room as we're getting out of Cori Falls. THIS HAIRCUT IS TEARING JESSIE APAAAAAAWT