Meowth: I'M NOT! Cori just wrote me like one and I wanna claw her face for it! Please? I'll let you bite her hair off!

...and she complains about the way other fans portray her precious babies.

Your Meowth has evolved into a magical girl!
*spittake* Where's Kyuubey when you need it?

Meowth would think it was some sort of rodent Pokemon and try to chase it. XD

Hair: Jessie, I don't love you. I love the grass.
Jessie: I GAVE YOU SEVENTEEN YEARS OF MY LIIIIIFE!
Hair: Oooh Mister Grass oooh.
Meowth: ...I'm transferring to My Little Pony. Maybe Rarity's cat needs a love interest.
Rarity: Oh, no you don't! No perverted Pokemon is going anywhere near my Opal!