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Harpsiccord, As Seen on Livejournal ([personal profile] harp) wrote in [personal profile] guardians_song 2013-02-18 04:15 pm (UTC)

The amoeba jank is a sad attempt at coming up with a slur for asexuals.

I'm not even trying to be smarmy when I call it sad- it is the product of this ugly McCarthyism thinking that SJW Fuckwits are toting, and it claims that if aspect-X about you does not cause constant unhappiness and oppression, then you are the problem, the bad one, the tormentor. So everyone is scrambling to find some way to prove that they are being oppressed so as not to have to carry the blame for everyone else's torture.

I'm doing my best to fight back the only way I know how. When accused by one of those SJW assholes, I tell them "Yeah, I am asexual. And I enjoy being asexual, and I'm very happy and proud and I feel lucky because there are many great things about it and virtually no downside. I hit the jackpot as far as orientations go. ...So! Now that we got that out there, what do you want me to do about it? What are you gonna do about it? I'm listening."

They shut up because the answer is pretty much "nothing, I just want you to feel bad for an hour." (And you answer "no" just like that, no extra text or gifs or fun icons, just "No.". Drives them wild; it's fun)

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