sarajayechan: Angel smirking as he shows Charlie a bondage club doubling as a trust exercise ([FE7] Erk/Serra)
the spider near your car keys ([personal profile] sarajayechan) wrote in [personal profile] guardians_song 2012-09-19 12:26 am (UTC)

Re: Part II

Oh God, Ninian cursing. Worst mental image ever. D: Totally. Or Farina giving birth to Lilina!

She would have frickin' CHARTS. 'Let's see, Nino's taken by Jaffar, so Erk must go with Priscilla - which is good, since it's her only happy ending anyway. On the subject of Priscilla, since I found out Lucius wasn't a girl, he and Raven are only VERY GOOD FRIENDS - obviously he's been sent to heal Serra's wounded soul, and, despite his usual gentleness, beat up on Oswin for DARING to disapprove of Serra and make her cry. Oswin can go jump in a creek anyway, since he likes that wretched Hector. I had Leila just be very very very close to dead rather than dead, having used a secret Plot Device Poti- uh, super-secret assassin potion to give the APPEARANCE of death, that's it - so she's still with Matthew, so he's taken care of... Heath is healing Vaida's soul, and Dorcas is with Natalie, and... damnit, was Lowen or Sain the one I picked out for Rebecca, again? Or was it Wil? This game is so complicated....'

AHAHAHAHAHA oh God that's priceless. See, I always had Cori pegged as an Erk/Serra or Heath/Priscilla shipper, but once I got to thinking about Heath/Vaida the more I realized THAT is a ship Cori would sink her claws into what with her penchant for wimpifying badass women. And she would SO use Serra and Lucius's supports to "disprove" Raven/Lucius. She might actually respect Oswin, though, since he does call Hector out an awful lot. Not sure what she'd do about Florina and Farina.

I also wondered if she would like Sain or not, since he's such a huge flirt.

Oh GAD, I can just imagine. And Limstella would, with her dying breath, weep over the true love for Ephidel that she felt but never had the courage to admit. And you just know she'd write angsty WYDS-ficlets for every single Kishuna chapter. And...

LOL, pretty much. And of course she'd ignore the fact that the morphs have no genders. ...poor Kishuna, hasn't he already been through enough? ;_;

Oh God, FE6. Hector's death would be the only thing she didn't erase. And she'd either redeem Roy later on when he got smarter, or bash him six ways from Sunday and make someone else the True Hero. And have them sweep Lilina off her feet.

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