Oh, in America, we have a lot of independent thinking. Each ideological group of any significant size has INDEPENDENTLY come to the conclusion that everyone else is a bunch of mindless sheep who will surely bring about the downfall of Western civilization and that they are the only true freethinkers left in this horrible conformist modern era. :P
...I take it Poland has similar afflictions groups? :P

That is true. And the commercials wouldn't be much effective :D
'Old Spice will make you smell like the ingredients listed on the label, and will not grant you any superpowers involving horses, diamonds, or free tickets to concerts. ...Look, are you SURE you don't want our old ads back?'

Yes, the only good thing about some fics is that I do not have to read them. :D
Ahahaha! Wonderful characterization. XD