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guardians_song) wrote2013-07-15 02:55 pm
guardians_song) wrote2013-07-15 02:55 pm
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For your morbid amusement, real fan reactions to Breaking Dawn's original release.
Disclaimer: These are all compiled from this entry on the official Jacob/Bella comm, so that's why so many are fans of Jacob.
In case you wonder what Mervin means by the fans being enraged by Breaking Dawn, this is it.
THE SPOILERS ARE 100% TRUE!
Cry with me please!
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BECAUSE RENESMEE IS THE MOST FAILTASTIC NAME EVER.
I WOULD FORGIVE HER MORE IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TERRIBLE NAME.
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What the hell SMeyer, what the hell! I'd rather take the last chapter of Harry Potter anytime, and that says A LOT!!!!
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As you can see, I've resorted to swearing in Hokkien because English swear words sound too polite.
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Also one more thing because I have to get it out of my system: I HATE THIS BOOK WITH A FIERY PASSION! ITS THE WORST WRITING I HAVE EVER SEEN! PLUS THE CHARACTERS FALL IN AND OUT OF CHARACTER SOO MANY TIMES ITS RIDICULOUS! I JUST ARGH! SOMEONE PASS ME A MATCH!
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I don't even wabt to hold a real copy in my hands. I might get some kind of disease that affects my writing skills. ><
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I've half a mind not to [read it] either... I'll just cancel the hold when I get to work on Monday. Send it to the next person with a note shoved in it that says - DON'T READ THIS.
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sdklfjdklsfjlkdjflkfjsfFKJJSDKLFJSDLGJMN
WRY.
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As I'm trying not to puke... if Bella's spinal cord was broken, does she get paralyzed? If so, is she a paraplegic vampire, LOL
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bring on the mother-in-law/son-in-law incest.
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This is not Team Jacob getting a happy ending. This is Team Jacob getting slapped in the face, punched in the stomach, kicked in the back, spat on, thrown over a cliff and having a Sherman tank dropped on us.
And that's putting it MILDLY.
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>:(
explains my feelings and most likely other 'fans' too.
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what a way to ruin the end of a series Meyer. it sounds like a bloody fanfiction more than an actual book.
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this is the saddest thing to ever happen to a fandom in general.
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[Meyer] killed it. She fucking killed everything.
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KILL ME NOW.
I love Jacob/Bella fans. :D
In case you wonder what Mervin means by the fans being enraged by Breaking Dawn, this is it.
THE SPOILERS ARE 100% TRUE!
Cry with me please!
--
BECAUSE RENESMEE IS THE MOST FAILTASTIC NAME EVER.
I WOULD FORGIVE HER MORE IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TERRIBLE NAME.
--
What the hell SMeyer, what the hell! I'd rather take the last chapter of Harry Potter anytime, and that says A LOT!!!!
--
WAH LAN EH. NAH BEH. CHOW. CHEE. TOOT.
As you can see, I've resorted to swearing in Hokkien because English swear words sound too polite.
--
Also one more thing because I have to get it out of my system: I HATE THIS BOOK WITH A FIERY PASSION! ITS THE WORST WRITING I HAVE EVER SEEN! PLUS THE CHARACTERS FALL IN AND OUT OF CHARACTER SOO MANY TIMES ITS RIDICULOUS! I JUST ARGH! SOMEONE PASS ME A MATCH!
--
I don't even wabt to hold a real copy in my hands. I might get some kind of disease that affects my writing skills. ><
--
I've half a mind not to [read it] either... I'll just cancel the hold when I get to work on Monday. Send it to the next person with a note shoved in it that says - DON'T READ THIS.
--
sdklfjdklsfjlkdjflkfjsfFKJJSDKLFJSDLGJMN
WRY.
--
As I'm trying not to puke... if Bella's spinal cord was broken, does she get paralyzed? If so, is she a paraplegic vampire, LOL
--
bring on the mother-in-law/son-in-law incest.
--
This is not Team Jacob getting a happy ending. This is Team Jacob getting slapped in the face, punched in the stomach, kicked in the back, spat on, thrown over a cliff and having a Sherman tank dropped on us.
And that's putting it MILDLY.
--
>:(
explains my feelings and most likely other 'fans' too.
--
what a way to ruin the end of a series Meyer. it sounds like a bloody fanfiction more than an actual book.
--
this is the saddest thing to ever happen to a fandom in general.
--
[Meyer] killed it. She fucking killed everything.
--
KILL ME NOW.
I love Jacob/Bella fans. :D