Viole(n)t Cat ([personal profile] violent_cat) wrote in [personal profile] guardians_song 2013-07-17 03:57 pm (UTC)

I've established I'm no Das Mervin and cannot spork by myself.
There must be something wrong with me, because I really enjoyed part twenty-five D8 It IS different, but different doesn't mean worse. I had the same thoughts, when Gelly&Alby appeared. Yes, I missed the Nergals and Ninis a little, but Great Grindelwald and Dumbledore were wonderful, not to mention corrupted Ariana, who loves boysex, and annoyed Aberforth! :D

He's at an age when he's experimenting with likes and dislikes.
(Canon!Harry) HARRY LIKE CAPSLOCK. AND GINNY. HARRY HATE SNAPE AND MALFOY. HARRY LIKE DUMBLEDORE. NO, HARRY HATE DUMBLEDORE. NO, HARRY REALLY LIKE DUMBLEDORE.
HARRY VERY CONFUSED. *scratches head* OOH, TOM HANDSOME. BUT EVIL. GRINDELWALD HANDSOME. BUT EVIL. ETHICAL DILEMMAS. I HAS THEM.

*dies of laughter* So cannon! So Harry! Cannon FTW! XD

Whipped!Albus is a badfic staple, and a sign the author of said badfic wouldn't know ICness if it danced in front of her in midnight-blue robes.
Finally someone said it! *glares at badfic*

Unbelievable, I thought with a sigh before changing into my own cat form to teach Harry a few things he'd need to know as a kitten. How to move from level to level;
Press A to jump! Press B to attack!
*is crying* I'm grateful for your sporking, especially now, that I know you've been labouring for almost six years.

How to distinguish scents and know when a too-good-to-be-true scent is really a trap, that's a real nuance that can save your life.
Now I have a bizarre image of a Death Eater leaving a can of tuna open and waiting for McGonagall to come running.
*cracks up*


...and yay for Ron! 8D I noticed that Ron-bashing is quite common, so it's always nice to see someone, who actually likes (?) Canon!Ron :D

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