Pure awesomeness:

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Zowayix's Pokemon Blue Worst Luck Possible Run

I never knew Sandslash was so GOOD. O_O (Or just HOW Slash's critical-calculations worked in Red/Blue. *wolf whistle*)

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I've established I'm no Das Mervin and cannot spork by myself.
There must be something wrong with me, because I really enjoyed part twenty-five D8 It IS different, but different doesn't mean worse. I had the same thoughts, when Gelly&Alby appeared. Yes, I missed the Nergals and Ninis a little, but Great Grindelwald and Dumbledore were wonderful, not to mention corrupted Ariana, who loves boysex, and annoyed Aberforth! :D

He's at an age when he's experimenting with likes and dislikes.
(Canon!Harry) HARRY LIKE CAPSLOCK. AND GINNY. HARRY HATE SNAPE AND MALFOY. HARRY LIKE DUMBLEDORE. NO, HARRY HATE DUMBLEDORE. NO, HARRY REALLY LIKE DUMBLEDORE.
HARRY VERY CONFUSED. *scratches head* OOH, TOM HANDSOME. BUT EVIL. GRINDELWALD HANDSOME. BUT EVIL. ETHICAL DILEMMAS. I HAS THEM.
*dies of laughter* So cannon! So Harry! Cannon FTW! XD

Whipped!Albus is a badfic staple, and a sign the author of said badfic wouldn't know ICness if it danced in front of her in midnight-blue robes.
Finally someone said it! *glares at badfic*

Unbelievable, I thought with a sigh before changing into my own cat form to teach Harry a few things he'd need to know as a kitten. How to move from level to level;
Press A to jump! Press B to attack!
*is crying* I'm grateful for your sporking, especially now, that I know you've been labouring for almost six years.

How to distinguish scents and know when a too-good-to-be-true scent is really a trap, that's a real nuance that can save your life.
Now I have a bizarre image of a Death Eater leaving a can of tuna open and waiting for McGonagall to come running.
*cracks up*


...and yay for Ron! 8D I noticed that Ron-bashing is quite common, so it's always nice to see someone, who actually likes (?) Canon!Ron :D

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"There must be something wrong with me, because I really enjoyed part twenty-five D8"
Well, my judgment wasn't the best back then. :P I might have also meant 'I PERSONALLY can't take sporking this fic without characters' - can't remember.

"It IS different, but different doesn't mean worse. "
Thank you! (And I'm glad you liked the appearance by the Dumbledores!)

"*dies of laughter* So cannon! So Harry! Cannon FTW! XD"
Glad you liked that part! ;)

"Finally someone said it! *glares at badfic*"
*glares at wimpy/idiot/ineffectual!Dumbledore badfic*

"*is crying* I'm grateful for your sporking, especially now, that I know you've been labouring for almost six years."
On-and-off. I've been doing other sporkings, obviously. (The Draco Sinister chapters I sporked were worse, actually. ONE CHAPTER took thirty posts. D:)

"...and yay for Ron! 8D I noticed that Ron-bashing is quite common, so it's always nice to see someone, who actually likes (?) Canon!Ron :D"
*nods* Yes, I do like Canon!Ron. :) Glad you don't mind!

Thanks for the comment! Sorry that I took so long to get to replying!

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"On-and-off. I've been doing other sporkings, obviously. (The Draco Sinister chapters I sporked were worse, actually. ONE CHAPTER took thirty posts. D:)"
What is worse than badfic? Gigantic badfic. Oh dear o_0

"Glad you don't mind!"
Mind? Never! Canon!Ron rules; I don't understand why so many people hate him :<

"Sorry that I took so long to get to replying!"
Don't worry, I wasn't really expecting *any* replies ;D And it wasn't THAT long.

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What is worse than badfic? Gigantic badfic. Oh dear o_0
Badfic the size of a houseeeee... D: (Actually, the most traumatic thing was that the author used "silver" about every 2.3 pages of relatively-large type, if I recall correctly. That may not sound like much, but considering that about half the uses were describing Draco's [inexplicably] silvery silver silver hair and eyes...
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"Mind? Never! Canon!Ron rules; I don't understand why so many people hate him :<"
Neither do I... D:

"Don't worry, I wasn't really expecting *any* replies ;D And it wasn't THAT long."
Okay, great. :D;; Sorry, I get guilty about not replying. :)

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Damn, I already learned to hate the word "wiggled", and the badfic authors want to ruin "silver" for people? Oh, they do deserve sporking!

"Sorry, I get guilty about not replying. :)"
Hah, and I get guilty for writing so many comments xD Where does it end?

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Yep. *sigh* I've seen a few authors that use "soft"/"softly"/etc. constantly, too.

"Hah, and I get guilty for writing so many comments xD Where does it end?"
Around and around the guilt-trip goes... XD;;