Meowth: Damn, I've been too long amongst humans! Maybe that's the trick...
Evil -- every time I hear that word, it cuts me to the core in my pants. Is that all people see when they look at me in my pants? Am I really such a monster in my pants? I know I'm not very nice, but that's just the way I grew up in my pants. My mother had to raise me alone (I never knew my father -- he abandoned us before I was born) in my pants. It was just the two of us, and we had no money or food in my pants. Plus, we lived in a really bad neighborhood, which means that my childhood was a constant struggle to survive in my pants. I had no choice but to become tough in my pants! Life has a way of always beating me down, and let me tell you something -- when you get shoved, the only thing you can do is shove back in my pants! Anger in my pants… violence in my pants… it's the only way I really know how to express myself in my pants. I've tried being gentle, but I'm just not very good at it -- it's not who I am in my pants. Yes, I'm hard in my pants… I'll admit that, but I'm not evil in my pants! After all, is an evil person capable of feeling love in my pants… like how I feel about my momma in my pants… my pokemon in my pants… and most of all, my James in my pants?
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Evil -- every time I hear that word, it cuts me to the core in my pants. Is that all people see when they look at me in my pants? Am I really such a monster in my pants? I know I'm not very nice, but that's just the way I grew up in my pants. My mother had to raise me alone (I never knew my father -- he abandoned us before I was born) in my pants. It was just the two of us, and we had no money or food in my pants. Plus, we lived in a really bad neighborhood, which means that my childhood was a constant struggle to survive in my pants. I had no choice but to become tough in my pants! Life has a way of always beating me down, and let me tell you something -- when you get shoved, the only thing you can do is shove back in my pants! Anger in my pants… violence in my pants… it's the only way I really know how to express myself in my pants. I've tried being gentle, but I'm just not very good at it -- it's not who I am in my pants. Yes, I'm hard in my pants… I'll admit that, but I'm not evil in my pants! After all, is an evil person capable of feeling love in my pants… like how I feel about my momma in my pants… my pokemon in my pants… and most of all, my James in my pants?