*feeling immature*

[guardians_song]

Remember the old add-"in my pants"-to-the-end-of-any-sentence trick? Because I do. ...In my pants.
I'll think about programming it later (haven't done Codecademy in ages), but in the meantime...

We'd come to this town because we'd heard that there was a huge pokemon lab in the area...and we wanted to capture the pokemon in our pants!
[...] Unfortunately, when we got to safety, we learned that during our escape, the net lines had been severed, and instead of capturing the pokemon, we'd captured the professor's daughter in our pants!

And that's when things got really strange in our pants.

As we landed the balloon and discovered that we'd lost our nets, Temacu tumbled out of the basket in our pants. Before she could hit the ground, however, James caught her and helped her back to her feet in his pants. And when Temacu looked up at James, she fell madly in love with him and started babbling about how he was her knight in shining armor and how she wanted to marry him in our pants!
(The original source)

We followed the limo until we arrived at the gates of a large estate in our pants. When we passed through, it felt like we had stepped out of the world we knew and into the pages of a novel about the Old South in our pants. It was, without a doubt, the most beautiful place I had ever seen -- the front yard was a lush, green meadow, and a lake full of Magikarp was nestled between the rolling hills in our pants. Weeping willows stood on the shores of the lake, their drooping branches playing on the surface of the water in our pants. The driveway was lined with magnolia trees, rhododendrons, and live oaks thick with Spanish moss, and there were rose bushes as far as the eye could see, all of them in bloom, perfuming the cool February air with their heavenly scent in our pants.
(The original source)

Actually, I do have a program up now, so here you go. It's obviously lazy as heck, but it produces the results. :P

Comments

[sarajayechan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's brilliant. XD Reminds me of when I used to replace words with dirtier/crackier words.

[guardians_song]

Melodrama lends itself to parody. :P

Jessie's hair had been a great source of pride to her in her pants. She always kept it clean, immaculate, and perfectly coifed in her pants. Seeing it so defiled now was obscene in her pants! And if it was making me sick to behold, I could only imagine what it would do to poor Jess in her pants. She had already gone over the edge in her pants. This would be the final insult in her pants!

[sarajayechan]

Jessie: MY PUBES! MY BEAUTIFUL SPARKLY PUBES! Now nobody will know how special and amazing my vagina is! D:

[guardians_song]

Makes The Power That's Inside even LESS dignified, doesn't it?

Updated program link.

"But why does it always have to happen to us in our pants? " Jessie whispered in our pants. "Why do those kids have to be so mean in our pants… even when we're just minding our own business in our pants? in our pants! We can't catch wild pokemon in our pants… we can't eat in our pants… we can't rest in our pants… we can't even DANCE without them blasting us off in our pants! God, it's like we don't even have the right to exist in our pants! " Now she really was crying in our pants.

[sarajayechan]

"Of course you can't eat in your pants, Team Rocket! This is an underwear-only establishment!" "...hmm, you know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, Jess." "Your OWN underwear." "Aww, drat!

[guardians_song]

:P
James: But Jessie, this IS my underwear! I stole it myself!

But then, I looked into his eyes and saw the worry in them in my pants… I saw that he felt now how I had when we were shipwrecked on the St. Anne and he'd gone hysterical with fear in my pants. I wasn't hitting him to be mean then -- I was only trying to keep him calm so that he could have the presence of mind to cross the inferno in my pants. And he wasn't hitting me to be mean now -- he was just trying to bring me back to the realm of consciousness so that I wouldn't freeze to death in my pants.

[sarajayechan]

Jessie: Yes, from ME. >:[

*SNERK* That's some interesting mental images there:

"Eeeek! Jessie, wearing your pants is SCARING ME!" "Just cross the inferno in them, it's not my fault my vagina sets things on fire!" *later* "Oh, why did I ever take my vagina to therapy?! Now these pants are freezing!"

[guardians_song]

James: Finders keepers!

Updated link (now parses "?!"s as desired)
"Jessie, that's not true in my pants! my mind screamed as I watched her fall to the ground and begin sobbing in my pants. How can you say something like that after all we've been through in my pants?! After all we've shared in my pants?! How many times have I told you that I love you in my pants?! How many times have I proven that I mean it in my pants?! How can you say that nobody loves you when I love you with all my heart and soul in my pants?! And how can such an angel possibly think that she's evil in my pants?! "

[sarajayechan]

Jessie: Oh, just you wait...

*SNERK!* Oh God, it just gets better and better. "Maybe if you started proving it OUT of your pants I'd believe you more!"

[guardians_song]

Meowth: What's up with you weirdos?! Why do I even hang around ya?!

"*SNERK!* Oh God, it just gets better and better. "Maybe if you started proving it OUT of your pants I'd believe you more!""
*spittake*

(Warning: slightly disturbing content added by the "in my pants"...)
Meowth nodded in my pants. "I kinda feel dat way, too in my pants. For the longest time, I thought I'd used up all my powers learnin' how ta talk, read, and walk upright -- I thought I'd given up my abilities as a pokemon in order ta be more human and dat I'd never be able ta learn new attacks in my pants. But somethin' changed while I was battlin' Ayesha and her minions on the Astral Plane in my pants. I've dreamt about usin' Pay Day and Faint before, but dis was different -- when I did it dis time, I felt like I was awakening a power I didn't even know I had in my pants. I don't think I could use dose attacks right here and now, but in my pants… " The cat paused for a moment so that he could collect his thoughts in my pants. "I just don't feel used up anymore in my pants. I feel like I have the power ta learn again in my pants. Who knows in my pants? Maybe I really will be able ta use Pay Day and Faint someday in my pants!

[sarajayechan]

oh God... XDDDD Well, Meowth, maybe you should try using these attacks without clothes on... /SMACKED

[guardians_song]

Meowth: Damn, I've been too long amongst humans! Maybe that's the trick...

Evil -- every time I hear that word, it cuts me to the core in my pants. Is that all people see when they look at me in my pants? Am I really such a monster in my pants? I know I'm not very nice, but that's just the way I grew up in my pants. My mother had to raise me alone (I never knew my father -- he abandoned us before I was born) in my pants. It was just the two of us, and we had no money or food in my pants. Plus, we lived in a really bad neighborhood, which means that my childhood was a constant struggle to survive in my pants. I had no choice but to become tough in my pants! Life has a way of always beating me down, and let me tell you something -- when you get shoved, the only thing you can do is shove back in my pants! Anger in my pants… violence in my pants… it's the only way I really know how to express myself in my pants. I've tried being gentle, but I'm just not very good at it -- it's not who I am in my pants. Yes, I'm hard in my pants… I'll admit that, but I'm not evil in my pants! After all, is an evil person capable of feeling love in my pants… like how I feel about my momma in my pants… my pokemon in my pants… and most of all, my James in my pants?

[sarajayechan]

Is that all people see when they look at me in my pants?

Well, Jessie, people do tend to see a person in black leather pants with dragons printed on the side as a little...off-kilter.

It was just the two of us, and we had no money or food in my pants.

Miyamoto: Jessie, I gave you those extra large MC Hammer parachute pants for a reason, now get to smuggling!

Anger in my pants… violence in my pants… it's the only way I really know how to express myself in my pants.

Jessie, maybe it's time to switch to a different pair of pants. These are obviously possessed with the spirit of an angry brawler.

and most of all, my James in my pants?

Jessie: James, how many times have I told you not to wear my jeans?!

[violent_cat]

It's more funny, than I expected XD I didn't know that trick! D8 I heard about add-"in my ass"-to-the-title-of-the-song-you're-listening-to thing, though.

From LMM:
And you never know but twins might show up. I think it would be fun to have two the same age.
Harry/Mary thinks it would be fun to have children? FUN? Baby is not a toy! >:(

[guardians_song]

Eh, it might be one of these old-chat-boards things. There's also "replace any given word by something inappropriate", etc. :)
(Paradise In My Ass
Time of Dying in My Ass
Viva La Vida In My Ass
Don't Fear The Reaper In My Ass
Veteran Of The Psychic Wars In My Ass

...It works. O_O)

Re: LMM -
Oi, YES. D: That fic really does think of kids like accessories...

[violent_cat]

"Paradise In My Ass
Time of Dying in My Ass
Viva La Vida In My Ass
Don't Fear The Reaper In My Ass
Veteran Of The Psychic Wars In My Ass

...It works. O_O"
*cracks up*
Yes, when I heard of it, and then noticed that I was listening to "Stains of You"- Well. *laughes*

[guardians_song]

*cracks up* Oh jeez!

One Way To Heaven In My Ass
Time Warp In My Ass
I Knew You Were Trouble In My Ass
Sole Survivor In My Ass (not even going to ASK about that one)
Burning For You In My Ass

...That last one actually sounds like it could be a bad porno title. ._.

[violent_cat]

"Sole Survivor In My Ass (not even going to ASK about that one)"
xD

"...That last one actually sounds like it could be a bad porno title. ._."
*cracks up* That's true! xD

Let's see...

Let the Monster Rise In My Ass
Reality In My Ass
Roll Right In My Ass (oh, dear -.-')

[guardians_song]

Animal I Have Become In My Ass
The Heart Of Everything In My Ass
The Truth Beneath The Rose In My Ass
She Is My Sin In My Ass

O_O

[violent_cat]

It still works o_0

Everybody Hurts In My Ass
Angel In My Ass
Zombie In My Ass
Stand Up And Shout In My Ass
Give It All In My Ass
Translated from Polish: You Will Be Happier With Him In My Ass

...

[guardians_song]

O_o

Video Killed The Radio Star In My Ass
We Are The Champions In My Ass
Livin' On A Prayer In My Ass
Need You Tonight In My Ass
Jungle Love In My Ass

(It just keeps getting worse!)

[violent_cat]

X_X

"Need You Tonight In My Ass
Jungle Love In My Ass"
Sounds like badporn, again.

Something I Can Never Have In My Ass
The Kraken In My Ass
...
Badporn with tentacles...?

Danger Zone In My Ass
You're Still Here In My Ass
The Gun In My Ass
...gettin' creepy

[guardians_song]

Barracuda In My Ass
Animal I Have Become In My Ass
Born To Be Wild In My Ass
The Incredible Singing Robot In My Ass
I Am A Rock In My Ass

...*motions to my icon's expression*

[violent_cat]

Now bestiality! D8

That's quite accurate expression, I'd say.

Lion In My Ass (damnit, I called it!)
Chasing the Dragon In My Ass (unbelievable...)
Hey, Harry Potter In My Ass (and now Potter -.-)
Wands In My Ass (oh, that's interesting xD)
What Have You Done In My Ass

I need a new icon. With dying brain, I suppose.

[guardians_song]

Do You Believe In Magic In My Ass
We Didn't Start The Fire In My Ass
Keep The Customer Satisfied In My Ass
For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her In My Ass
See Who I Am In My Ass

...Amazingly, each new list is just as disturbing as the one before it. ._. This never gets old in my ass.