Apr. 15th, 2014

guardians_song: Ken Sugimori's concept art of the Pokemon starters, with the main characters and rival beside them. (Pokemon)

Since somebody mentioned that they were reading my Cori MSTs on LJ, I updated the masterlist post.


It's right here, if you want to take a look. 'Twas seriously outdated - I only had sporks listed up to Blood on the Moon until right now.
(Also useful if you're on LJ and you haven't seen my Dreamwidth posts, since currently one completed spork and the current (partial) spork of Family Matters are both Dreamwidth-exclusive. I might change that in the long run.)

Enjoy!

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Mar. 4th, 2014

guardians_song: A sprite edit of Nils from Fire Emblem, looking shocked: CHRISTMAS EDITION (Nils)

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 3/[???]


"Wait, yer tellin' me y' decided, outta nowhere, t' restart th' spork NOW?" the sandy-haired adolescent complains, abruptly dumped into the sporking room.

Yep.

"We did get over a month off," his magenta-haired companion points out, dusting herself off as she rises from the floor.

"Too bad! Look at th' Little Miss Mary sporkers! Now there's a spork that ain't EVER goin' t' be finished!"

Are you seriously comparing Cori Falls, even at her worst, to Little Miss Mary?

He pauses, biting his lip, and then shakes his head. "Aw no. No, no, no, no, no." He raises his hands in a defensive gesture. "You ain't gonna make me spork ANYTHIN' resemblin' THAT fic."

Good. Now that we're clear...

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

Short this time, due to bizarre formatting errors and Mozilla memory leaks. )

Jan. 14th, 2014

guardians_song: Ken Sugimori's concept art of the Pokemon starters, with the main characters and rival beside them. (Pokemon)

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 2/[???]

 

Short this time! Usual Cori-warnings, but you're used to them. As for the actual content - did you know that chasing after Pikachu is apparently part of Jessie and James's job description? You didn't? Neither did canon! )

Jan. 8th, 2014

guardians_song: Icon depiction of the sporker Richard. (Default)

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 1/[???]

A magenta-haired adolescent buries her face in her hands. "Can't you just go Nuzlocking?"
"Oh no! Jessie an' James are havin' a fight! But they get back together again, cry like babies, eat French toast, an' have sex fer four hours. An' Meowth's a furry." A scruffy-looking blond gets up from his seat. "There y' go, I just sporked it. So long!"
Nice try.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

 

Trigger warning for abuse, abuse apologism, and a dysfunctional relationship. Jeez, this is feeling less like a French-toast-filed romance novel and more like Pokemon: 50SOG Version. )


Sep. 28th, 2013

guardians_song: A sprite edit of Nils from Fire Emblem, looking shocked: CHRISTMAS EDITION (Nils)

...And, in unrelated news, someone actually made a fanart of the Articuno outfit.


Way back on some Rocket fansite or other.

Amazingly enough, it looks as decent as it possibly can. ...Uhhhh, yeah. "As it possibly can" being the important phrase, here.
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guardians_song: A sprite edit of Nils from Fire Emblem, looking shocked: CHRISTMAS EDITION (Nils)

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 4/4

...I'm sorry. Why am I sporking this? Why am I - when it's sporking ITSELF?! )

FINAL COUNT:
SHITLOAD OF CURSING: 34


guardians_song: A Fire Dragon from Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken. (Fury)

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 3/4


With our sporkers recovered, we now head into the next part...
TRIGGER WARNING: Emotional abuse, condescending subvariety. And screw it, I don't care if that's on the sainted list of Legitimate Triggers, I AM CALLING IT A TRIGGER. ...Also, see if you can guess how high the 'SHITLOAD OF CURSING' count goes in THIS section! :D )

Sep. 27th, 2013

guardians_song: Ken Sugimori's concept art of the Pokemon starters, with the main characters and rival beside them. (kicking it oldschool)

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 2/4


A magenta-haired teenager throws up her hands. "You have to be kidding me! It's been months!"
Looking bored, her sandy-haired companion taps his fingers on the desk in front of them. "Don'tcha think yer too old fer this stuff?"

Nope.

ONE FOR THE MONEY! 
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!

AND HERE! WE! GO!

Beautiful love that is beautifully lovely and beautiful and - aaaaaah, screw it. )

Jul. 17th, 2013

guardians_song: A slightly edited posterized version of King Zephiel from Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken. (Amused)

*feeling immature*


Remember the old add-"in my pants"-to-the-end-of-any-sentence trick? Because I do. ...In my pants.
I'll think about programming it later (haven't done Codecademy in ages), but in the meantime...

Read more in our pants. )

Actually, I do have a program up now, so here you go. It's obviously lazy as heck, but it produces the results. :P


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May. 23rd, 2013

guardians_song: A sprite edit of Nils from Fire Emblem, looking shocked: CHRISTMAS EDITION (Nils)

The worst part?


The entirety of that spork was one-fourth of the fic.

And that's one of the shortest fics of hers I have left...

twokind.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 21K
bloodmoon.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 28K
catoutbag.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 31K
buTO PROTECT THE WOR..> 30-Jul-2009 20:00 36K
awarmplace.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 36K
gildedvase.html 30-Jul-2009 20:00 37K
lawsuit.html 30-Jul-2009 20:00 43K
INCREDIBLE JOURNEY-u..> 30-Jul-2009 20:00 56K
unite.html 30-Jul-2009 20:00 58K
thrillofdefeat.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 64K
denounce.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 64K
maternal.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 64K
thorns.html 30-Jul-2009 20:00 71K
family.html 30-Jul-2009 20:00 97K
powerinside.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 98K
mojo.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 106K
poeticjustice.txt 30-Jul-2009 20:00 109K
buTHE DIFFERENCE-u-b..> 30-Jul-2009 20:00 119K  [current]

...Excuse me, I just noticed that I have several shorter fics left to spork. *starts literally knocking fist against forehead* IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOT

Before you ask, The Cat's Outta The Bag starts with an in-universe shipping essay by Meowth, and Poetic Justice is in the grand WRH 'Plot? WHAT PLOT? We have CUISINE DESCRIPTIONS to do! :D' tradition. (I've also removed some items from the listing for the sake of sanity.)
...Which leaves me with eight fics I could have sporked instead. *grimaces* I'm sorry, I just misread the list the first time and missed the others. Whoops.

Still, er... now you can read about emo dirty-mouthed Wobbuffets ahead of schedule? :D

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guardians_song: Ken Sugimori's concept art of the Pokemon starters, with the main characters and rival beside them. (Pokemon)

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 1/4

A magenta-haired teenager frowns and looks up. "We're doing another sporking?"
"Don't y' have work fer Das Sporking an' Silver Sporks t' do? T' say nothin' of research?" her sandy-haired companion asks, looking askance at the screen from under his Rocket cap.

Procrastination knows no obligations! ...On second thought, you guys probably want to strangle me... :D;;

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!



THE DIFFERENCE
by Cori Falls
Welcome to Emo-Wobbuffet Land! )

[to be (eventually) continued...]

Mar. 21st, 2013

guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

If Cori Falls had been in Twilight fandom...


 ...the stereotypical answer would be that she'd be a fervent Edward/Bella shipper. But this is selling Cori short. She did have a strong moral compass, though it was a completely bonkers one, and she had a pathological hatred for inconsiderate, arrogant, and/or self-centered people. That she ended up making Team Rocket precisely that was... probably a sign that something had gone haywire upstairs. But when she wasn't going batshit insane over her hatred for Ash, she was fairly consistent.

Where am I going with this? I'm pointing out that Cori was a militant friendshipper - oh, and while I'm at it, she had an utter infatuation with mystic spiritual powers and the idea of soulmates.

That's right. She'd be a Bella/Jacob BNF.

And she'd probably be a Big Name Anti-Fan, though she'd rapidly creep the other snarkers out. I somehow think Cori's WRH of New Moon would end with a live Edward delivered back to the Cullens in several pieces (since vampires can survive disembowelment, remember?). And she would throw the most EPIC shitfit come Breaking Dawn. It would make New Beginnings look moderate. And the sad thing is that she'd have halfway-decent justifications, since all vampires in Twilight canon either murder humans or tolerate murder as an alternative dietary choice... but then she'd hurl the werewolves right past several Moral Event Horizons and not even realize she was doing it. And then there would be some ritual to make Bella a werewolf, and ahaha I am so tempted to write a trollfic in this style as a tribute to Miss Falls. ...I am SO tempted.
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Jan. 10th, 2013

guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 4/4


In which it... isn't all a dream. Blast. )
guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 3/4

In which the author descends from the heavens to tell us that nothing bad will happen to Jessie, James, and Meowth EVER. ...You think I'm being sarcastic, don't you? )
guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 2/4

In which we learn why Cori Falls reacted so bizarrely to the haircuts. Hint: She 'really identified with Jessie'. )

Jan. 5th, 2013

guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 1/???

All right, guys! Time for another sporking!

…One 18,623 words long. Have fun!

A magenta-haired teenage girl buries her head in her hands. “Not again…”

A tough-looking teenager suddenly sits up, looking alarmed. “This one ain’t another furry fic, is it?”

No.

He shrugs. “Then it ain’t so bad, I guess.”
His companion looks up and shakes her head at him. “You know you’re tempting fate, don’t you?”

I guess he doesn’t!

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!

THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE

by Cori Falls
 

Behold! Mental breakdowns over bad haircuts! )

Jan. 4th, 2013

guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

*bursts in, waving about archived links*


See, by going back to a very early version of Cori's Geocities city, I found her OLD website! And by hitting a broken link, I managed to get a repository of all the archived pages under that link!

Here we go, folks!

http://wayback.archive.org/web/*/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/*

(Please note: Not all rants are Cori's. Check the names listed.

However, all are rather nutty. I'm terrified at the prospect of CORI FALLS being the sanest in her fan-corner...)
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215034413/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants1.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215035502/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants2.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215035917/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants3.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010306225757/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants4.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010309183423/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants5.html

I'd also like to note definitive verification of Cori's age at this link:
http://web.archive.org/web/20010306224857/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/cori.html
Fun fact? She was an English major who graduated Summa Cum Laude! Well, that explains why the technical quality of her writing was actually decent...
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guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

...Hooooly shite.

From 'The Power That's Inside' by Cori Falls - TRIGGER WARNING for an obvious-to-everyone-but-the-author abusive relationship )

...Yes, this is the fic where they go crazy over FORCIBLE HAIRCUTS.

Argh.
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Nov. 12th, 2012

guardians_song: Ken Sugimori's concept art of the Pokemon starters, with the main characters and rival beside them. (kicking it oldschool)

Now Sporking: How James Got His Mojo Back, Part 2/2

Yes, this is the part with the Articuno costume. )
guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Sometimes I wonder if Cori Falls ever stopped to imagine just WHAT she was describing.


I REALLY wonder. )
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Nov. 7th, 2012

guardians_song: Ken Sugimori's concept art of the Pokemon starters, with the main characters and rival beside them. (Pokemon)

Now Sporking: How James Got His Mojo Back, Part 1/?



Well, here goes. Sporking time!
A purple-haired teenage girl blinks in surprise and confusion. “But you’ve been gone for so long… Why now?”
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
A scruffy blond teenager shrugs and puts on his Rocket cap. “Eh, that’s a good enough excuse t’ me. Let’s get t’ this already.”
Let’s.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

A White Today, and a White Tomorrow: How James Got His Mojo Back

How James Got His Mojo Back

by Cori Falls
Initial word count: 19,758. Well, let it not be said that Cori Falls skimped on quantity in her oneshots. I’ll give her credit for that, at least. She would ace NaNoWriMo. Give her one episode that really angered her, and she would have completed it within the week.

 

 

Leeeet's all pretend we don't know James, all right? Nope, nope, never heard of him at all... )
guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Currently sporking 'How James Got His Mojo Back'.


A quick summary of the sporking so far:

Tom is yelling that Cori!James is a furry, Jerry is burying her face in her hands, and my GET OUT THE LITHIUM count is at 11 and rising.

...Welcome to Cori-Falls-land!

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Oct. 16th, 2012

guardians_song: Part of Fire Emblem 7's Chapter 19xx CG, colored (Nergal and children)

Belated crosspost of the 'Trick' from Sarajayechan:

My inner goddess performs a quick arabesque as she dares you to actually write about Cori!Eliwood trading in the Durandal for the Sword of Seals.
Your quick arabesque, madam. )

Sep. 17th, 2012

guardians_song: Ken Sugimori's concept art of the Pokemon starters, with the main characters and rival beside them. (kicking it oldschool)

So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...

Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.

FE6:
Read more... )

Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P
guardians_song: Icon depiction of the sporker Richard. (Default)
Guardian's Song

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