Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

Title: Francis and the Dread Gazebo
Author/Artist: Guardian's Song
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia (Human!AU)
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Francis Bonnefoy/Gazebo
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): N/A
Disclaimer: This fill is based HEAVILY upon http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html. Several chunks of dialogue came directly from there... though not Francis's parts, of course. I am sorry, but I just could not interpret a "gazebo" prompt any other way.
This fill is a de-anon from the Kink Meme.
Prompt: France/Gazebo.
Francis making out with a gazebo. Yes. WITH a gazebo. Not on.

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( ''I sprint towards it, crying out that we shall make tender, tender love on the spot!'' )