Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

Fandom: I believe “Dragonbara Z” is the term?

Summary: Kakarot’s passed him up in every field before – but Vegeta won’t let him win this time!

Genre: “Romance”/Crack

Word Count: ~950

Author’s Note: Inspired by the commentary “Okay, so. Six chapters in and Goku realizes he’s in love with Vegeta. Considering I’ve seen stories where it takes all of two sentences, this is pretty impressive.” In other words – blame Brill for this.

 

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( ''Vegeta, I brought you flow-'' ''I UPROOTED AN ENTIRE ROSE GARDEN AND PLANTED IT NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE!' )

 

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A TROUBLESOME TING HAD HAPPEN

YOU INHERITED THE BLOOD OF SAIYAPEOPLE
I AM THE SAIYAPEOPLE

WE CAN WANDER SELFISHLY AND LIVE ON DESTROY WHATEVER WE LIKE
EAT DELICIOUS FOOD AND DRINK DELICIOUS LIQUOR
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THIS ENJOYABLE LIFE

GET YOUR HAND OFF FROM GOHAN

KAKAROTT. LISTEN. IF YOU GIVE UP TO ME, I WILL PROMISE YOU AND YOUR SON. TO JOIN US AS PART OF OUR PEMBER.

I'LL MAKE YOUR GRAVE IN THE CENTER OF THIS STAR WHICH IS CHANGING TO A DESERT

NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE A WHOLE UNIVERSE CRY

IF I DON'T EAT RICE, THE POWER WON'T COME

AT LAST YOU SHOWED YOUR REAL SHIT SAIYAPEOPLE

THAT IS THE STAR WHICH IS HOLDING ONTO THE STAR

YOU ARE THE TRASH-HOLDER NAMEKPEOPLE

DON'T MISS UNDERSTAND KAKAROT I DID NOT COME TO HEART YOU.

LISTEN HERE. FROM NOW ON, THIS TOWN WILL BELONG TO LA SURAI, THE KING OF THE LIVERS

I HAVE FULFILL YOUR WISH, NOW IT TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE

HE STILL HAS A POWER? MAYBE THE POWER OF SAIYAPEOPLE!

WHAT HAPPEN? YOU BECOME AFRAID TO SEE MY REAL FIGURE?

IT SEEMS TO ME THE HUMAN RACE IS DAMN FOOLISH TO BELIEVE THAT MR. SATAN HAS DEFEATED CELLO

ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU MUST HAVE KILLED ALL THE SEASON.

And, for the Goku/Vegeta shipper:
GOKU: I HAVE ONLY ONE WAY TO BEAT THIS THING. COMBINE OUR BODY.
VEGETA: COMBINE OUR BODY? ARE YOU CRAZY?