Meme yanked from Tumblr: Describe your OTP and make it sound as awful as possible.
Also, when I put it like this, I realize that I might fall uncomfortably close to the 'Stalking is romantic! :D' category...)
( An emo teenager who calls himself ''Raven'' declares that his best friend nags him so much that naturally he's his wife )
[Am I forgetting anyone? I really can't tell...]