Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

Summary: Bella really gets around.
Fandom: Twilight
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Bella/(Why don't you find out?)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Parody/Crack/Romance
Word Count: 100 each, x10
Disclaimer: I think we all know Meyer owns Twilight and all related characters, and that absolutely no one listens to her.

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( Phenomenon )

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( Outfits )

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( Immorality )

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( Conservation of... )

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( I Have Seen Your Future... Your Future Is Gay. )

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( Confession )

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( Cameo )

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( Observation )

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( Oblivious )

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( ''Revenge'' )

Summary: A brief chat around a table in the villainous afterlife. Utterly silly and OOC.
Fandom: Fire Emblem
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Villains of the handheld FE games
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/Parody/Crack
Word Count: ~770
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.

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( Zephiel aimed a glare at Nergal, who was repeating his words in a sing-song voice and adding ''and Daddy never loved me'' to the end of every clause, and shoved the tankard his way. )

 

Summary: Five futures Nergal didn't have, but could have lived.
Fandom: Fire Emblem 7
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Nergal; Nils, Ninian, and Aenir mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst for some, probably Horror for others
Word Count: ~1990
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.
Author's Note: Finally got around to doing this one! AUs (which are separated by dividers) will be explained at the end.

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( Explanations )

 

Title: 5 Lives Harry Didn't Have
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 (swearing, some possibly disturbing content)
Genre: General/Angst
Word Count: 1527 (I - what?! HOW? Where'd all that come from?!)
Summary: /AU/ All divergences make Harry happier, don't they? Of course. Anything was better than the Dursleys... wasn't it?
Disclaimer: If I were J.K. Rowling, what would I be doing writing fanfic?

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( Five different worlds, five different Harrys... )

Summary: Nothing was an accident.
Fandom: Fire Emblem 7
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Kishuna, Sonia, Ephidel
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst/Tragedy
Word Count: 901
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.

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( Accidents )

My inner goddess performs a quick arabesque as she dares you to actually write about Cori!Eliwood trading in the Durandal for the Sword of Seals.
( Your quick arabesque, madam. )

Summary: Who are you? What do you live for?
Fandom: Fire Emblem 7
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Nergal; mentioned past Nergal/Aenir
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst/Tragedy
Word Count: 4634
Author's Note: Yes, apparently the canon name for Nergal's wife is Aenir. I only continue using Ninis in sporkings because she's been "Ninis" for so long that it would bewilder people if I changed her name. :P (And the Japanese-version term for quintessence was aegir. Yep, guess where the translation error occurred in his English-version death quote.)

Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. I might add that "Love The Way You Lie" belongs to Rihanna and Eminem, though it isn't really relevant - it's just that I've listened to it so many times while banging out this oneshot that I swear it deserves co-writing credit.
(Final count? A little over 68 times straight. @_@)

Crossposted from my Livejournal.

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( /that's all right, because I like the way it hurts/  )