Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

Pokemon is inferior to Yu-Gi-Oh,  Nino is an awful unit, I ship Eliwood/Sonia, I like being delicate and submissive, Draco Malfoy is the hottest character in print, canon!Hermione/Ron is the best pairing ever, Bella Swan is a poor abused victim who is in no way responsible for what happens to her in any shape or form, OOTP is the best book in the Harry Potter series, HBP and DH have no redeeming features whatsoever, Shining Force sucks, Anita Blake is secretly asexual, Cassandra Claire is the best writer ever and Cori Falls handles her characters with unequaled grace and maturity, the HP interviews are the best thing ever, C!Syaoran/C!Sakura + R!Syaoran/R!Sakura doesn't make me worry at all about inbreeding, Fai is straight, Lucius is a lesbian, I'm secretly a goat, Joan Crawford has risen from the graaaaaaave...