Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

Dragons don't have that horde just for shits and giggles.

It's to pay off any knights who might come wandering around.

'All right, then, I know what the king's promised you, but I'm SURE you'll take a discount in light of the quite-likely possibility that I would reduce you to a smoldering pile of cooked meat inside your half-melted armor if we DID battle... come on, my good fellow, let's settle down to haggling...'

Character Interests Generator
Random Outfit Creator
First Name Generator / Surname Generator
Teen Generator - Anime Edition
Town Generator

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Interesting results, eh?

Start here...

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So, I'd say we have quite the story here!

A reasonably average young woman with strained familial relationships gets a fortune foretelling love, then meets up with a spoony transgender vampire who looks like badfic!Harry Potter. As strange noises come from a minor protagonist's basement, the two of them liberate a giant laser to get a valuable business contract. Sparks fly as their wildly differing personalities clash; can they ever be together, or will they be doomed to become enemies?

...I swear those are the results I got...

Screw the high-powered medicine, this stuff works.

Also, anyone want these results from the Really Random Plot-O-Tron?

A geeky artist shrinks the planet and finds an ancient tome.
A mysterious vampire must aid the village with a snowmobile.
A talkative singer liberates another world with the help of a lost city.
A mighty queen decides to destroy a city with a map.
A talkative gelatinous life-form takes over the castle by finding an old friend.
A mad dentist kidnaps a monster and gets a technological breakthrough.
An ambitious elf sets fire to the king with a gaming system.
A spooky singer accidentally saves computer literacy with the kingdom.
A bumbling fairy steals an assortment of old computer parts and finds the ideal significant other.
A disgruntled monster from under the bed steals a set of mystical objects and gets a primitive country.
An untamed zombie decides to destroy the world by creating a magical weapon.
An angry troll decides to help the world under the bed with the help of an army of monsters.
A talkative Internet game critic accidentally discovers computer literacy and gets a mysterious power.
A punctual bard kidnaps a village with a time machine.

If you're not going to use them, I'm going to.

Also, this result from the Creepypasta Generator sounds badass.
One night, a boy and a girl create an eldritch abomination after listening to a cursed record.