Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

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A Twilight crackfic that says everything that needs to be said about Edward/Bella. I can't stop laughing.

Read it. Read all of the responses. I cannot stop laughing.
And, even better, here's the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme post that inspired it all.

Also, IKEA. That is all I will say.

So yeah, I'm surfing the Kink Meme. I've written a fill or two, so... I'll get around to de-anoning tomorrow or so. Eh, only one of them's reasonably good, so you're not missing out on much. :P

The key to writing like E.L. James is to assume your audience members are goldfish. :P - the author

It's a slash parody of the 50SOG writing style with two of the Black/White Elite Four. What could go wrong?

"You just agreed to be my sub, and I don’t mean the sandwich."

Unless you clicked the wrong link and just wanted to go to Subway, that is.

Does your inner goddess approve?

(Yeah, yeah, old news to harp , I know)

It's available here (public domain and all).

Now, I actually like this more than most of Lovecraft's work for the following reasons:
( *insert verbose blithering here* )

So try it out! It's free, after all.

And the shoggoths would like you to read it. You don't want to anger the shoggoths, do you?