Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

Mar. 4th, 2014

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 3/[???]

Eyeball-Eating Clone: http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/582961.html

"Wait, yer tellin' me y' decided, outta nowhere, t' restart th' spork NOW?" the sandy-haired adolescent complains, abruptly dumped into the sporking room.

Yep.

"We did get over a month off," his magenta-haired companion points out, dusting herself off as she rises from the floor.

"Too bad! Look at th' Little Miss Mary sporkers! Now there's a spork that ain't EVER goin' t' be finished!"

Are you seriously comparing Cori Falls, even at her worst, to Little Miss Mary?

He pauses, biting his lip, and then shakes his head. "Aw no. No, no, no, no, no." He raises his hands in a defensive gesture. "You ain't gonna make me spork ANYTHIN' resemblin' THAT fic."

Good. Now that we're clear...

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

( Short this time, due to bizarre formatting errors and Mozilla memory leaks. )

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Jan. 14th, 2014

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 2/[???]

( Short this time! Usual Cori-warnings, but you're used to them. As for the actual content - did you know that chasing after Pikachu is apparently part of Jessie and James's job description? You didn't? Neither did canon! )

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Jan. 8th, 2014

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 1/[???]

A magenta-haired adolescent buries her face in her hands. "Can't you just go Nuzlocking?"
"Oh no! Jessie an' James are havin' a fight! But they get back together again, cry like babies, eat French toast, an' have sex fer four hours. An' Meowth's a furry." A scruffy-looking blond gets up from his seat. "There y' go, I just sporked it. So long!"
Nice try.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

( Trigger warning for abuse, abuse apologism, and a dysfunctional relationship. Jeez, this is feeling less like a French-toast-filed romance novel and more like Pokemon: 50SOG Version. )

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Sep. 28th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 4/4

( ...I'm sorry. Why am I sporking this? Why am I - when it's sporking ITSELF?! )

FINAL COUNT:
SHITLOAD OF CURSING: 34

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Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 3/4

Disturbance of Harmony:

exhausted

With our sporkers recovered, we now head into the next part...
( TRIGGER WARNING: Emotional abuse, condescending subvariety. And screw it, I don't care if that's on the sainted list of Legitimate Triggers, I AM CALLING IT A TRIGGER. ...Also, see if you can guess how high the 'SHITLOAD OF CURSING' count goes in THIS section! :D )

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Sep. 27th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 2/4

Eyeball-Eating Clone: http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/511948.html

A magenta-haired teenager throws up her hands. "You have to be kidding me! It's been months!"
Looking bored, her sandy-haired companion taps his fingers on the desk in front of them. "Don'tcha think yer too old fer this stuff?"

Nope.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!
( Beautiful love that is beautifully lovely and beautiful and - aaaaaah, screw it. )

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May. 23rd, 2013

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 1/4

A magenta-haired teenager frowns and looks up. "We're doing another sporking?"
"Don't y' have work fer Das Sporking an' Silver Sporks t' do? T' say nothin' of research?" her sandy-haired companion asks, looking askance at the screen from under his Rocket cap.
Procrastination knows no obligations! ...On second thought, you guys probably want to strangle me... :D;;

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

THE DIFFERENCE
by Cori Falls
( Welcome to Emo-Wobbuffet Land! )

[to be (eventually) continued...]

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Jan. 10th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 4/4

Eyeball-Eating Clone: http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/407544.html

( In which it... isn't all a dream. Blast. )

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Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 3/4

( In which the author descends from the heavens to tell us that nothing bad will happen to Jessie, James, and Meowth EVER. ...You think I'm being sarcastic, don't you? )

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Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 2/4

( In which we learn why Cori Falls reacted so bizarrely to the haircuts. Hint: She 'really identified with Jessie'. )

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Jan. 5th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 1/???

All right, guys! Time for another sporking!

…One 18,623 words long. Have fun!

A magenta-haired teenage girl buries her head in her hands. “Not again…”

A tough-looking teenager suddenly sits up, looking alarmed. “This one ain’t another furry fic, is it?”

No.

He shrugs. “Then it ain’t so bad, I guess.”
His companion looks up and shakes her head at him. “You know you’re tempting fate, don’t you?”

I guess he doesn’t!

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE

by Cori Falls

( Behold! Mental breakdowns over bad haircuts! )

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Nov. 12th, 2012

Now Sporking: How James Got His Mojo Back, Part 2/2

( Yes, this is the part with the Articuno costume. )

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Nov. 7th, 2012

Now Sporking: How James Got His Mojo Back, Part 1/?

Disturbance of Harmony:

exhausted
Current Island: California
Song of the Guardian: Bless the Child - Nightwish

Well, here goes. Sporking time!
A purple-haired teenage girl blinks in surprise and confusion. “But you’ve been gone for so long… Why now?”
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
A scruffy blond teenager shrugs and puts on his Rocket cap. “Eh, that’s a good enough excuse t’ me. Let’s get t’ this already.”
Let’s.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

A White Today, and a White Tomorrow: How James Got His Mojo Back

How James Got His Mojo Back

by Cori Falls
Initial word count: 19,758. Well, let it not be said that Cori Falls skimped on quantity in her oneshots. I’ll give her credit for that, at least. She would ace NaNoWriMo. Give her one episode that really angered her, and she would have completed it within the week.

( Leeeet's all pretend we don't know James, all right? Nope, nope, never heard of him at all... )

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Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

And the world will be healed by the Guardian's song

Mar. 4th, 2014

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 3/[???]

Jan. 14th, 2014

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 2/[???]

Jan. 8th, 2014

Now Sporking: Family Matters, Part 1/[???]

Sep. 28th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 4/4

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 3/4

Sep. 27th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 2/4

May. 23rd, 2013

Now Sporking: The Difference, Part 1/4

Jan. 10th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 4/4

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 3/4

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 2/4

Jan. 5th, 2013

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 1/???

Nov. 12th, 2012

Now Sporking: How James Got His Mojo Back, Part 2/2

Nov. 7th, 2012

Now Sporking: How James Got His Mojo Back, Part 1/?

December 2014

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