Bleh.
For most of yesterday, though, I was on Tumblr translating a doujin. Hence the "fandom: resident evil" tag. *smacks side of head* Too much Japanese->English (particularly of the Google Translate variety) screws up your grammatical thinking. And when I say "particularly of the Google Translate variety", I mean:
After 15 years alone, I will be beyond human understanding -
I impose this ordeal upon myself in order to attain permanently a state like that of God.
This thing’s fulfillment will bring about the dawn of a resurrection of the Ashfords even beyond before Spencer seized control of Umbrella; eventually you, dear brother, and I will be able to run the entire world.
That is an example of what the text looked like AFTER I made it as smooth as possible. @_@ I... really think Japanese has some effing weird grammar and ways of phrasing things...
Let's just say I'll learn French and German instead, all right? :D
EDIT: Did I mention that it takes an irritatingly long time to figure out which kanji is which when trying to make out enough of the radicals from a blobby bunch of pixels to look it up? Because it DOES...