Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

"All these idiots who proclaimed themselves demigods! Good grief, is there one COMPETENT Umbrella psychopath in this room?"

Alexia, Wesker, Morpheus, Spencer, and the others all turned to give Birkin a dirty look.

"What?! ...I just think my beautiful G transforms its victims into giant, glorious globs of regenerating flesh! At least I didn't try to start a RELIGION."

Wesker threw a pair of sunglasses at him.

(EDIT: Apologies. Apparently Disable Auto-Formatting was on.)

( Resident Evil )

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( Harry Potter (AU) )

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( FE7 )

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( Pokemon B2W2 (SPOILERS! And script inaccuracy...) )

First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. Claire Redfield
2. Chris Redfield
3. Steve Burnside
4. Alfred Ashford
5. Alexia Ashford
6. Albert Wesker
7. Alexander Ashford
8. Leon Kennedy (honorable mention)
9. William Birkin (honorable mention)
10. Jill Valentine (honorable mention)
11. Manuela Hildago (vaguely honorable mention)
12. Ashley Graham (memetically LEON HAAAAALP mention)


( o_o I didn't know Ashley would come up so often... )

Bleh.

For most of yesterday, though, I was on Tumblr translating a doujin. Hence the "fandom: resident evil" tag. *smacks side of head* Too much Japanese->English (particularly of the Google Translate variety) screws up your grammatical thinking. And when I say "particularly of the Google Translate variety", I mean:

After 15 years alone, I will be beyond human understanding -
I impose this ordeal upon myself in order to attain permanently a state like that of God.
This thing’s fulfillment will bring about the dawn of a resurrection of the Ashfords even beyond before Spencer seized control of Umbrella; eventually you, dear brother, and I will be able to run the entire world.

That is an example of what the text looked like AFTER I made it as smooth as possible. @_@ I... really think Japanese has some effing weird grammar and ways of phrasing things...

Let's just say I'll learn French and German instead, all right? :D

EDIT: Did I mention that it takes an irritatingly long time to figure out which kanji is which when trying to make out enough of the radicals from a blobby bunch of pixels to look it up? Because it DOES...

[The zeroth thing to know is that I haven't actually played the games, but I'm in the fandom via LPs.]( Brraaaaains... Braaaains... Suspennnnnsion of disbeeelieeef... I mean, braaains... )

Anyway, that's a brief overview of the Resident Evil series. ...Will somebody tell me what the designers are smoking? It seems like some potent stuff...

(This is actually a lot funnier than it sounds...
Also, when I put it like this, I realize that I might fall uncomfortably close to the 'Stalking is romantic! :D' category...)
(  An emo teenager who calls himself ''Raven'' declares that his best friend nags him so much that naturally he's his wife  )

[Am I forgetting anyone? I really can't tell...]