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guardians_song) wrote2013-05-20 11:11 pm
guardians_song) wrote2013-05-20 11:11 pm
Meme yanked from Tumblr: Describe your OTP and make it sound as awful as possible.
(This is actually a lot funnier than it sounds...
Also, when I put it like this, I realize that I might fall uncomfortably close to the 'Stalking is romantic! :D' category...)
Harry Potter
Two egotistical teenage boys seek conquest of everyone less able than they are
A chronically inept botany geek and conspiracy-hipster weirdo get together
Well... sure he called her a racial (classist?) slur, and yes he joined the local Evilness of Evil group, but... idk, they were really compatible?
Fire Emblem
Well, this thousand-year-old dragon has a thing for an idealistic teenage boy...
A red-haired seventeen-year-old mass-murderer gets slightly fixated on a naive younger teenage girl NO WAIT THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT COME BACK HERE
An emo teenager who calls himself "Raven" declares that his best friend nags him so much that naturally he's his wife
Lady, your husband eventually became a psychopathic serial killer after you died and abused the kids to boot - perhaps you should've picked up a human whose profession wasn't best known for "New And Innovative Uses For Tentacles" and "Blowing Up Planets For Dummies"?
So this cocky dudebro and tomboy swordfighter argue a lot, naturally they get together
(Alternatively) An androphobic wallflower and a fussy tomboy hang out a lot together and WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS, UKE/SEME IS NOT JUST FOR SLASH ANYMORE
(Crack pairing) A mass-murdering psychopath gets pwned by his best friend, later whines that he's been enemyzoned
**
There's this girly, fragile mage guy, and he summons an eldritch abomination to take care of him because he can't a-ask his probably-incestuous twin crushes for help o-or anything, b-baka...
A guy betrays king and country to huddle in his room with his wife's reanimated corpse and I have to put in absolutely no effort whatsoever to make this sound AWFUL, you know that
Obnoxious barely-pubescent perv hooks up with naive barely-pubescent recruit
Narcissistic religious fundamentalist bosses around her career-criminal employee
Pokemon
So this kinda unnerving, awkward dude raised as a cult leader gets fixated on this guy/girl after he/she beats him up a few times, and follows him/her around while using weird euphemisms like ~let me "talk to your Pokemon"~ and ~let us "battle" to "test the strength of our ideals"~... if you know what I mean, hur hur...
Well, this barely-pubescent redhead acts ticked-off towards a prepubescent boy, obviously this means they'll get together
So this flamboyant crossdresser who's never really shown interest in women and this rageaholic chick with a chip on her shoulder cohabit with a talking cat, obviously this means they'll... er... never mind...
Digimon
Well, here, a runty wizard just has a romantic friendship with a talking cat! :D That's SO much better!
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
There are clones. They hook up. And they spawn the original of one of the clones in an utter breakdown of Earth Logic. Welcome to CLAMP canon.
A goofy mage hiding deep inner angst and blah blah blah harasses a irritable ninja. Then Cloney eats his eyeball and he turns into a vampire and ten tons of Welbutrin later, the ninja cuts off his arm for true love and they HOPEFULLY get together. Welcome to CLAMP canon.
(OT3) So you take some world where the goofy mage's twin didn't die, and there is an awesome twincest ninja sandwich. Welcome to CLAMP doujinshis.
Resident Evil
You have these psychopathic twins, and one of them's a military otaku and the other's an antfurry...
So this really whiny teenager meets a kickass heroine, and just when he gets tolerable, he dies.
A naive police guy falls for a Chinese spy with the worst sense of a practical wardrobe ever
[Am I forgetting anyone? I really can't tell...]
Also, when I put it like this, I realize that I might fall uncomfortably close to the 'Stalking is romantic! :D' category...)
Harry Potter
Two egotistical teenage boys seek conquest of everyone less able than they are
A chronically inept botany geek and conspiracy-hipster weirdo get together
Well... sure he called her a racial (classist?) slur, and yes he joined the local Evilness of Evil group, but... idk, they were really compatible?
Fire Emblem
Well, this thousand-year-old dragon has a thing for an idealistic teenage boy...
A red-haired seventeen-year-old mass-murderer gets slightly fixated on a naive younger teenage girl NO WAIT THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT COME BACK HERE
An emo teenager who calls himself "Raven" declares that his best friend nags him so much that naturally he's his wife
Lady, your husband eventually became a psychopathic serial killer after you died and abused the kids to boot - perhaps you should've picked up a human whose profession wasn't best known for "New And Innovative Uses For Tentacles" and "Blowing Up Planets For Dummies"?
So this cocky dudebro and tomboy swordfighter argue a lot, naturally they get together
(Alternatively) An androphobic wallflower and a fussy tomboy hang out a lot together and WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS, UKE/SEME IS NOT JUST FOR SLASH ANYMORE
(Crack pairing) A mass-murdering psychopath gets pwned by his best friend, later whines that he's been enemyzoned
**
There's this girly, fragile mage guy, and he summons an eldritch abomination to take care of him because he can't a-ask his probably-incestuous twin crushes for help o-or anything, b-baka...
A guy betrays king and country to huddle in his room with his wife's reanimated corpse and I have to put in absolutely no effort whatsoever to make this sound AWFUL, you know that
Obnoxious barely-pubescent perv hooks up with naive barely-pubescent recruit
Narcissistic religious fundamentalist bosses around her career-criminal employee
Pokemon
So this kinda unnerving, awkward dude raised as a cult leader gets fixated on this guy/girl after he/she beats him up a few times, and follows him/her around while using weird euphemisms like ~let me "talk to your Pokemon"~ and ~let us "battle" to "test the strength of our ideals"~... if you know what I mean, hur hur...
Well, this barely-pubescent redhead acts ticked-off towards a prepubescent boy, obviously this means they'll get together
So this flamboyant crossdresser who's never really shown interest in women and this rageaholic chick with a chip on her shoulder cohabit with a talking cat, obviously this means they'll... er... never mind...
Digimon
Well, here, a runty wizard just has a romantic friendship with a talking cat! :D That's SO much better!
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
There are clones. They hook up. And they spawn the original of one of the clones in an utter breakdown of Earth Logic. Welcome to CLAMP canon.
A goofy mage hiding deep inner angst and blah blah blah harasses a irritable ninja. Then Cloney eats his eyeball and he turns into a vampire and ten tons of Welbutrin later, the ninja cuts off his arm for true love and they HOPEFULLY get together. Welcome to CLAMP canon.
(OT3) So you take some world where the goofy mage's twin didn't die, and there is an awesome twincest ninja sandwich. Welcome to CLAMP doujinshis.
Resident Evil
You have these psychopathic twins, and one of them's a military otaku and the other's an antfurry...
So this really whiny teenager meets a kickass heroine, and just when he gets tolerable, he dies.
A naive police guy falls for a Chinese spy with the worst sense of a practical wardrobe ever
[Am I forgetting anyone? I really can't tell...]