Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

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Blame LiveJournal. It made me remember I had a Little Miss Mary tag. :D

Disclaimer: Nergal (both versions) and Ninis belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. The fic belongs to Athea. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Only the spork (and the other sporkers that drop in occasonally) belongs to me.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!
TWO FOR THE SHOW!
THREE TO GET READY!
AND HERE! WE! GO!

( *in best Lindsay Lohan voice* I'm bored! I'm SO BORED! )

Mike Smith's Snarky Answers to the Leaky Cauldron Harry Potter Test.

So let's have some snarky answers of my own...
( ...Why are you looking at me like that? )

(Inspired somewhat by Gehayi's Anonymous Death Eater.)

Six decoys, and no one ever thought 'this one is not like the others, this one does not belong'?

You know, the enormous half-giant who kept screaming "HARRY! HAAAARRRRYYYYY!"

Honestly, it's as if they think we're STUPID.

We aren't, really. We're just far too aware of Potter's aura of People Die Near Me, and decided to let our Lord take the fall. Er, yes, our "Lord". The maniac.

Mad-Eye Moody died instead, but we can all agree it wasn't worth the risk, eh?

( Resident Evil )

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( Harry Potter (AU) )
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( Pokemon B2W2 (SPOILERS! And script inaccuracy...) )

(This is actually a lot funnier than it sounds...
Also, when I put it like this, I realize that I might fall uncomfortably close to the 'Stalking is romantic! :D' category...)
(  An emo teenager who calls himself ''Raven'' declares that his best friend nags him so much that naturally he's his wife  )

[Am I forgetting anyone? I really can't tell...]

Title: 5 Lives Harry Didn't Have
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 (swearing, some possibly disturbing content)
Genre: General/Angst
Word Count: 1527 (I - what?! HOW? Where'd all that come from?!)
Summary: /AU/ All divergences make Harry happier, don't they? Of course. Anything was better than the Dursleys... wasn't it?
Disclaimer: If I were J.K. Rowling, what would I be doing writing fanfic?

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( Five different worlds, five different Harrys... )

I put "first chapter" in quotation marks because there ended up being a natural chapter-break at the 9,128-word mark. (It would have cut from a character violently vomiting to a bland domestic scene, and from there to the prior character recapping the next few days. ...Sometimes the fic just taps you on the shoulder and says "I'm ready to end the chapter now".)

The PLANNED first-chapter equivalent, however, is going to cover a chunk of backstory necessary to set up the general fic, so I'm guessing 25,000 words for that. In the meantime, I think I'm going to be labeling the next few chapters "Child Without A Name, Part [X]".

Of course, it has to actually get up to two finished chapters before I can really start making any silly noises about what I'll name the next few chapters...

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EDIT: This was another accidental crosspost from bizarre_fic_quotes.
You see, I'm using the beta-testing Create Entries page on Dreamwidth, and I put the journal-posted-to section in an idiotic place. I'll correct that imminently. Forgive me.

Examples of upcoming side stories include a fic that tells the romance of Salazar Slytherin and Henry Fitzroy,
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I repeat, he is on AO3.

*cringes* Assuming he gets a fanbase of some sort - as indeed he might - what would be the least rude way of giving people some background?

Not that I'd have the guts, but still! I do NOT want to see this fellow's influence propagating!

All right, less uncertainty. Time to B.S. my way through anything I don't know. Banzai!
( And heaven help me if I ever try to figure out the Ginny/Luna/Neville OT3 version. )

Good heavens, I didn't even notice the first time that it specified "non-lovemaking activities". XD Someone must have been traumatized by too many Anita-Blakeish heroines...( Oink? )

Just for ease-of-copying, the questions:
What sorts of non-lovemaking activities and such did your characters bond over?
What sorts of non-lovemaking activities do they do together?
What kinds of things do they talk about when they're together?
What dreams and goals do they share?
What dreams and goals do they have that they do not share?
How many children does each partner want? Have they discussed this? If not, why?
What other plans do they have for the future? Which ones have they discussed? Why and/or why not?
What are the most difficult situations they have faced together so far? How did they overcome them?
What are some of their best memories together so far?
What things do they do that get on each others' nerves?
What views do your characters disagree on? How do they reconcile their differences in opinions?
What sorts of things did they or do they get into arguments or fights over?
How do they reconcile after arguments or fights?
How do they each react when the other is in pain or is troubled? What do they do to help the other?
What is the biggest potential threat to their relationship? What is the most likely threat?
What would each partner be willing to change about xirself for the other? What wouldn't they be willing to change for each other?

And now let's answer them.

( My excuse for the negative parts being much more detailed than the positive ones is that I take the positive parts as self-evident, so, er... First World OTPer Problems? *dodges rotten tomatoes* )

Let’s redo this theory, shall we?

( Warning for pompous, long-winded content and desperate attempts to make a crack-theory sound plausible. Boy have I gotten stuffy in five years. )

 

 

***END FAN THEORY***

 

…This was so much less long-winded in the version from five years ago. *winces* Next time, I’ll just write a one-shot. At least then I’d have 3,800+ words worth of content.

 

 

( Side Notes )

 

[at least, I don't THINK I linked these]

And She Shall Reign... Epilogue AU. All is not well, and the leader of the next group of troublemakers... is Hermione.
In A Better World Valeria AU: Fay isn't born a twin, and grows up to be the king of Valeria.

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...Why do I care, you ask? Because I'm sick to death of Ron-bashing over points that aren't even legitimate criticisms, but instead are made up out of whole cloth. I'm sick of authors acting as though acting holier-than-thou all the time will only leave the reprimanded peons cringing in fear, shame, and awe, rather than generating overwhelming fantasies to punch Saint [Character Of Author's Choice] in the teeth. I'm sick of arrogant, pompous, look-at-how-smart-I-am, hypocritical authors making out with their own reflections through the medium of fanfiction...


...And, sorry, I'm PMSy today. *shakes head* ...I don't ask much from - let's be frank - Gary-Stu!unrealistically-intelligent-and-cunning-to-the-max!Harry, manipulative!careless-enough-to-enable-a-child-to-cotton-on-to-his-schemes!Dumbledore fanfics. Just internal consistency, a complete absence of reams of bullshit made up from whole septic tanks, lack of overwhelming arrogance, and a Harry that doesn't trade one controlling megalomaniac of a Lord for another. That shouldn't be hard to fi-

Anyway, don't mind me, just ranting. :D;;

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For this one, remember that Nergal said he 'named' the generic Morphs with numbers.

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