Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

( Being the adventures of a bonkers and moderately-sociopathic tactician... )

 

Summary: A brief chat around a table in the villainous afterlife. Utterly silly and OOC.
Fandom: Fire Emblem
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Villains of the handheld FE games
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/Parody/Crack
Word Count: ~770
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.

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( Zephiel aimed a glare at Nergal, who was repeating his words in a sing-song voice and adding ''and Daddy never loved me'' to the end of every clause, and shoved the tankard his way. )

 

"All these idiots who proclaimed themselves demigods! Good grief, is there one COMPETENT Umbrella psychopath in this room?"

Alexia, Wesker, Morpheus, Spencer, and the others all turned to give Birkin a dirty look.

"What?! ...I just think my beautiful G transforms its victims into giant, glorious globs of regenerating flesh! At least I didn't try to start a RELIGION."

Wesker threw a pair of sunglasses at him.

(EDIT: Apologies. Apparently Disable Auto-Formatting was on.)

My inner goddess performs a quick arabesque as she dares you to actually write about Cori!Eliwood trading in the Durandal for the Sword of Seals.
( Your quick arabesque, madam. )