Climb to the Shrine, Right What Is Wrong

Title: Francis and the Dread Gazebo
Author/Artist: Guardian's Song
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia (Human!AU)
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Francis Bonnefoy/Gazebo
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): N/A
Disclaimer: This fill is based HEAVILY upon http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html. Several chunks of dialogue came directly from there... though not Francis's parts, of course. I am sorry, but I just could not interpret a "gazebo" prompt any other way.
This fill is a de-anon from the Kink Meme.
Prompt: France/Gazebo.
Francis making out with a gazebo. Yes. WITH a gazebo. Not on.

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( ''I sprint towards it, crying out that we shall make tender, tender love on the spot!'' )

Summary: After an encounter with strangers, Lyn comforts the tactician. /AU - there is a reason this is crack/
Fandom: Fire Emblem
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Lyn, "Tactician", Erk, Serra
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack/ Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: ~1640
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.
Author's Note: Slot this one into the 'beating canon to death with a tub of lard and slapping a nametag onto the remains sideways' category. ...Somewhat intended as a proof-of-principle on that front. ...Er, this definitely "broadened my horizons". Ee-yup.
Also, OOCness possible - I haven't played FE7 in a while, so I may not have the best memory of the characterizations. My apologies.

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( ''You’ve made a difference to all of us, and one for the better. Don’t ever forget that.'' )

Summary: A brief chat around a table in the villainous afterlife. Utterly silly and OOC.
Fandom: Fire Emblem
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Villains of the handheld FE games
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/Parody/Crack
Word Count: ~770
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.

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( Zephiel aimed a glare at Nergal, who was repeating his words in a sing-song voice and adding ''and Daddy never loved me'' to the end of every clause, and shoved the tankard his way. )

 

Summary: Five futures Nergal didn't have, but could have lived.
Fandom: Fire Emblem 7
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Nergal; Nils, Ninian, and Aenir mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst for some, probably Horror for others
Word Count: ~1990
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.
Author's Note: Finally got around to doing this one! AUs (which are separated by dividers) will be explained at the end.

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( Explanations )

 

Fandom: I believe “Dragonbara Z” is the term?

Summary: Kakarot’s passed him up in every field before – but Vegeta won’t let him win this time!

Genre: “Romance”/Crack

Word Count: ~950

Author’s Note: Inspired by the commentary “Okay, so. Six chapters in and Goku realizes he’s in love with Vegeta. Considering I’ve seen stories where it takes all of two sentences, this is pretty impressive.” In other words – blame Brill for this.

 

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( ''Vegeta, I brought you flow-'' ''I UPROOTED AN ENTIRE ROSE GARDEN AND PLANTED IT NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE!' )

 

Title: 5 Lives Harry Didn't Have
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 (swearing, some possibly disturbing content)
Genre: General/Angst
Word Count: 1527 (I - what?! HOW? Where'd all that come from?!)
Summary: /AU/ All divergences make Harry happier, don't they? Of course. Anything was better than the Dursleys... wasn't it?
Disclaimer: If I were J.K. Rowling, what would I be doing writing fanfic?

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( Five different worlds, five different Harrys... )

[at least, I don't THINK I linked these]

And She Shall Reign... Epilogue AU. All is not well, and the leader of the next group of troublemakers... is Hermione.
In A Better World Valeria AU: Fay isn't born a twin, and grows up to be the king of Valeria.

 

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Summary: Nothing was an accident.
Fandom: Fire Emblem 7
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Kishuna, Sonia, Ephidel
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst/Tragedy
Word Count: 901
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems.

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( Accidents )

Fandom: Fire Emblem 7
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Nergal; mentioned past Nergal/Aenir
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst/Tragedy
Word Count: 836
Author's Note: Written for the prompt 'Acceptance'.

...What d'you mean, I already wrote this fic? I have no idea what you're talking about. Er, nope. None whatsoever.

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( Accepted twice, rejected thrice. )

My inner goddess performs a quick arabesque as she dares you to actually write about Cori!Eliwood trading in the Durandal for the Sword of Seals.
( Your quick arabesque, madam. )

Summary: Who are you? What do you live for?
Fandom: Fire Emblem 7
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Nergal; mentioned past Nergal/Aenir
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst/Tragedy
Word Count: 4634
Author's Note: Yes, apparently the canon name for Nergal's wife is Aenir. I only continue using Ninis in sporkings because she's been "Ninis" for so long that it would bewilder people if I changed her name. :P (And the Japanese-version term for quintessence was aegir. Yep, guess where the translation error occurred in his English-version death quote.)

Disclaimer: Fire Emblem and all related characters belong to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. I might add that "Love The Way You Lie" belongs to Rihanna and Eminem, though it isn't really relevant - it's just that I've listened to it so many times while banging out this oneshot that I swear it deserves co-writing credit.
(Final count? A little over 68 times straight. @_@)

Crossposted from my Livejournal.

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( /that's all right, because I like the way it hurts/  )