guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)
guardians_song ([personal profile] guardians_song) wrote2013-03-21 11:59 am

If Cori Falls had been in Twilight fandom...

 ...the stereotypical answer would be that she'd be a fervent Edward/Bella shipper. But this is selling Cori short. She did have a strong moral compass, though it was a completely bonkers one, and she had a pathological hatred for inconsiderate, arrogant, and/or self-centered people. That she ended up making Team Rocket precisely that was... probably a sign that something had gone haywire upstairs. But when she wasn't going batshit insane over her hatred for Ash, she was fairly consistent.

Where am I going with this? I'm pointing out that Cori was a militant friendshipper - oh, and while I'm at it, she had an utter infatuation with mystic spiritual powers and the idea of soulmates.

That's right. She'd be a Bella/Jacob BNF.

And she'd probably be a Big Name Anti-Fan, though she'd rapidly creep the other snarkers out. I somehow think Cori's WRH of New Moon would end with a live Edward delivered back to the Cullens in several pieces (since vampires can survive disembowelment, remember?). And she would throw the most EPIC shitfit come Breaking Dawn. It would make New Beginnings look moderate. And the sad thing is that she'd have halfway-decent justifications, since all vampires in Twilight canon either murder humans or tolerate murder as an alternative dietary choice... but then she'd hurl the werewolves right past several Moral Event Horizons and not even realize she was doing it. And then there would be some ritual to make Bella a werewolf, and ahaha I am so tempted to write a trollfic in this style as a tribute to Miss Falls. ...I am SO tempted.
sarajayechan: Eirika looking determined, preparing to strike an enemy ([FY] Miaka/Tamahome)

[personal profile] sarajayechan 2013-03-21 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...holy shit. You know, this does actually fit her. It's okay for characters who aren't The Main One to act a certain way or be less than perfect. Edward = main male character, is a jerkass, thus? Ash treatment. Jacob, on the other hand, is The Rival and therefore automatically superior.
sarajayechan: Jessie and James doing Rose of Versailles cosplay ([Pokemon Anime] Jessie/James)

[personal profile] sarajayechan 2013-03-21 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, right. Also Yugi gets a free pass in her book because he's a nerd. JUST LIKE HER!!!!

...you should write that trollfic. Totally. XD And Edward would SO become the new Antonio.
sarajayechan: Eirika looking determined, preparing to strike an enemy (Cartman/Butters)

[personal profile] sarajayechan 2013-03-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh God, Bella the Tolkien fangirl. XD Considering "her" book was Wuthering Heights that'd be quite a leap.

Yeah, things could turn pretty epic. Not MsScribe epic, but epic nonetheless.
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Grimsley :: Crafty)

[personal profile] shamanicshaymin 2013-03-21 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Cori would be a Bella/Jacob fan! I can't see her being fond of Edward at all. XD The question is, how will she treat Leah? Will she be the new Jessibelle or something?