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guardians_song) wrote2013-03-21 11:59 am
guardians_song) wrote2013-03-21 11:59 am
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If Cori Falls had been in Twilight fandom...
...the stereotypical answer would be that she'd be a fervent Edward/Bella shipper. But this is selling Cori short. She did have a strong moral compass, though it was a completely bonkers one, and she had a pathological hatred for inconsiderate, arrogant, and/or self-centered people. That she ended up making Team Rocket precisely that was... probably a sign that something had gone haywire upstairs. But when she wasn't going batshit insane over her hatred for Ash, she was fairly consistent.
Where am I going with this? I'm pointing out that Cori was a militant friendshipper - oh, and while I'm at it, she had an utter infatuation with mystic spiritual powers and the idea of soulmates.
That's right. She'd be a Bella/Jacob BNF.
And she'd probably be a Big Name Anti-Fan, though she'd rapidly creep the other snarkers out. I somehow think Cori's WRH of New Moon would end with a live Edward delivered back to the Cullens in several pieces (since vampires can survive disembowelment, remember?). And she would throw the most EPIC shitfit come Breaking Dawn. It would make New Beginnings look moderate. And the sad thing is that she'd have halfway-decent justifications, since all vampires in Twilight canon either murder humans or tolerate murder as an alternative dietary choice... but then she'd hurl the werewolves right past several Moral Event Horizons and not even realize she was doing it. And then there would be some ritual to make Bella a werewolf, and ahaha I am so tempted to write a trollfic in this style as a tribute to Miss Falls. ...I am SO tempted.
Where am I going with this? I'm pointing out that Cori was a militant friendshipper - oh, and while I'm at it, she had an utter infatuation with mystic spiritual powers and the idea of soulmates.
That's right. She'd be a Bella/Jacob BNF.
And she'd probably be a Big Name Anti-Fan, though she'd rapidly creep the other snarkers out. I somehow think Cori's WRH of New Moon would end with a live Edward delivered back to the Cullens in several pieces (since vampires can survive disembowelment, remember?). And she would throw the most EPIC shitfit come Breaking Dawn. It would make New Beginnings look moderate. And the sad thing is that she'd have halfway-decent justifications, since all vampires in Twilight canon either murder humans or tolerate murder as an alternative dietary choice... but then she'd hurl the werewolves right past several Moral Event Horizons and not even realize she was doing it. And then there would be some ritual to make Bella a werewolf, and ahaha I am so tempted to write a trollfic in this style as a tribute to Miss Falls. ...I am SO tempted.
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(Of course, Cori!Leah would be either only a little 'unreasonably' bitter about the whole Sam thing, or she'd be totally justified and Emily wouldn't REALLY be Sam's imprint, he'd only be using that excuse because he was a jerk and JACOB AND BELLA'S IMPRINT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYTHING AND SHOW EVERYONE HOW FAKE SAM'S "IMPRINT" WAS. Cori would likely take it easy on Leah and claim that Meyer didn't understand her character, since Cori was fond of much-wronged tsunderes, but it would hinge on whether Cori wanted to make her a snarky Jacob/Bella sidekick or another broken-hearted tsundere with an abusive ex-boyfriend. I err on the side of 'snarky sidekick' ONLY because she had no canon love interest. But it really could go either way...)