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guardians_song) wrote2013-03-21 11:59 am
guardians_song) wrote2013-03-21 11:59 am
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If Cori Falls had been in Twilight fandom...
...the stereotypical answer would be that she'd be a fervent Edward/Bella shipper. But this is selling Cori short. She did have a strong moral compass, though it was a completely bonkers one, and she had a pathological hatred for inconsiderate, arrogant, and/or self-centered people. That she ended up making Team Rocket precisely that was... probably a sign that something had gone haywire upstairs. But when she wasn't going batshit insane over her hatred for Ash, she was fairly consistent.
Where am I going with this? I'm pointing out that Cori was a militant friendshipper - oh, and while I'm at it, she had an utter infatuation with mystic spiritual powers and the idea of soulmates.
That's right. She'd be a Bella/Jacob BNF.
And she'd probably be a Big Name Anti-Fan, though she'd rapidly creep the other snarkers out. I somehow think Cori's WRH of New Moon would end with a live Edward delivered back to the Cullens in several pieces (since vampires can survive disembowelment, remember?). And she would throw the most EPIC shitfit come Breaking Dawn. It would make New Beginnings look moderate. And the sad thing is that she'd have halfway-decent justifications, since all vampires in Twilight canon either murder humans or tolerate murder as an alternative dietary choice... but then she'd hurl the werewolves right past several Moral Event Horizons and not even realize she was doing it. And then there would be some ritual to make Bella a werewolf, and ahaha I am so tempted to write a trollfic in this style as a tribute to Miss Falls. ...I am SO tempted.
Where am I going with this? I'm pointing out that Cori was a militant friendshipper - oh, and while I'm at it, she had an utter infatuation with mystic spiritual powers and the idea of soulmates.
That's right. She'd be a Bella/Jacob BNF.
And she'd probably be a Big Name Anti-Fan, though she'd rapidly creep the other snarkers out. I somehow think Cori's WRH of New Moon would end with a live Edward delivered back to the Cullens in several pieces (since vampires can survive disembowelment, remember?). And she would throw the most EPIC shitfit come Breaking Dawn. It would make New Beginnings look moderate. And the sad thing is that she'd have halfway-decent justifications, since all vampires in Twilight canon either murder humans or tolerate murder as an alternative dietary choice... but then she'd hurl the werewolves right past several Moral Event Horizons and not even realize she was doing it. And then there would be some ritual to make Bella a werewolf, and ahaha I am so tempted to write a trollfic in this style as a tribute to Miss Falls. ...I am SO tempted.
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Yeah, things could turn pretty epic. Not MsScribe epic, but epic nonetheless.
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Well, Cori was a Snape fan. It's possible she liked Wuthering Heights as well. >_> But you know Renee would be the Awesome Pagan Mom and fund Bella's epic-fantasy habit with nothing but joy. And possibly she would break Bella free of Edward's dazzlefluence by setting up a Magic Circle Against Sparkle, and...
"Yeah, things could turn pretty epic. Not MsScribe epic, but epic nonetheless."
Yeah, Cori wasn't the sort to hide behind sockpuppets. But she'd actually be able to manage a cult following in Twilight fandom, because the exact behavior that scared people off in a saner fandom is openly embraced in Twilight fandom - 'Twilight Moms', anyone? Team Jacob/Team Edward? So we'd have the Twihards and Fallhards waging Zutara-level flamewars, with Cori probably right in the forum-crashing, thread-freezing trenches...
Damn, Twilight fandom missed all the good wank.