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guardians_song) wrote2013-07-17 01:36 pm
guardians_song) wrote2013-07-17 01:36 pm
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*feeling immature*
Remember the old add-"in my pants"-to-the-end-of-any-sentence trick? Because I do. ...In my pants.
I'll think about programming it later (haven't done Codecademy in ages), but in the meantime...
We'd come to this town because we'd heard that there was a huge pokemon lab in the area...and we wanted to capture the pokemon in our pants!
[...] Unfortunately, when we got to safety, we learned that during our escape, the net lines had been severed, and instead of capturing the pokemon, we'd captured the professor's daughter in our pants!
And that's when things got really strange in our pants.
As we landed the balloon and discovered that we'd lost our nets, Temacu tumbled out of the basket in our pants. Before she could hit the ground, however, James caught her and helped her back to her feet in his pants. And when Temacu looked up at James, she fell madly in love with him and started babbling about how he was her knight in shining armor and how she wanted to marry him in our pants!
(The original source)
We followed the limo until we arrived at the gates of a large estate in our pants. When we passed through, it felt like we had stepped out of the world we knew and into the pages of a novel about the Old South in our pants. It was, without a doubt, the most beautiful place I had ever seen -- the front yard was a lush, green meadow, and a lake full of Magikarp was nestled between the rolling hills in our pants. Weeping willows stood on the shores of the lake, their drooping branches playing on the surface of the water in our pants. The driveway was lined with magnolia trees, rhododendrons, and live oaks thick with Spanish moss, and there were rose bushes as far as the eye could see, all of them in bloom, perfuming the cool February air with their heavenly scent in our pants.
(The original source)
Actually, I do have a program up now, so here you go. It's obviously lazy as heck, but it produces the results. :P
I'll think about programming it later (haven't done Codecademy in ages), but in the meantime...
We'd come to this town because we'd heard that there was a huge pokemon lab in the area...and we wanted to capture the pokemon in our pants!
[...] Unfortunately, when we got to safety, we learned that during our escape, the net lines had been severed, and instead of capturing the pokemon, we'd captured the professor's daughter in our pants!
And that's when things got really strange in our pants.
As we landed the balloon and discovered that we'd lost our nets, Temacu tumbled out of the basket in our pants. Before she could hit the ground, however, James caught her and helped her back to her feet in his pants. And when Temacu looked up at James, she fell madly in love with him and started babbling about how he was her knight in shining armor and how she wanted to marry him in our pants!
(The original source)
We followed the limo until we arrived at the gates of a large estate in our pants. When we passed through, it felt like we had stepped out of the world we knew and into the pages of a novel about the Old South in our pants. It was, without a doubt, the most beautiful place I had ever seen -- the front yard was a lush, green meadow, and a lake full of Magikarp was nestled between the rolling hills in our pants. Weeping willows stood on the shores of the lake, their drooping branches playing on the surface of the water in our pants. The driveway was lined with magnolia trees, rhododendrons, and live oaks thick with Spanish moss, and there were rose bushes as far as the eye could see, all of them in bloom, perfuming the cool February air with their heavenly scent in our pants.
(The original source)
Actually, I do have a program up now, so here you go. It's obviously lazy as heck, but it produces the results. :P
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Misty, if you want this friendship to work, it's going to take a lot more than being mean to us in public and then apologizing when nobody is looking in their pants.
Misty: "Hey, stop looking in your pants for the remote! I'm trying to apologize for being mean!"
Real friends don't put on acts like that in their pants.
They put on acts like that in lovely silk robes!
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Considering that Cori!James isn't much of a crossdresser - yep. XD
"Misty: "Hey, stop looking in your pants for the remote! I'm trying to apologize for being mean!""
Jessie: Too bad! You have to learn to apologize WHILE people are looking in their pants too, young lady!
"They put on acts like that in lovely silk robes!"
James: Or miniskirts!
Jessie paused for a moment and placed a hand on my back, gently nudging me forward in my pants. "This Wobbuffet is a hero," she told them in my pants. "He didn't break the rule when he defeated the trainers who were attacking your village in my pants. He just wanted to defend his fellow Wobbuffets in my pants...and he did it in the spirit of what the festival was all about -- without fighting in my pants. I was the one who chose to fight in my pants. Please don't think badly of my Wobbuffet, just because of what I did -- he's a good pokemon in my pants. It's not his fault he has a bad trainer in my pants. And in my pants...please don't think badly of my friends, James and Meowth, either in my pants. They were every bit as hungry as I was, but they didn't want to take your food in my pants...and they even tried to stop me... in my pants. "
I felt a lump forming in my throat as I listened to her in my pants. It was touching to hear Jessie calling me a hero in my pants...but at the same time, it hurt to hear her calling herself a bad trainer in my pants. That's not true, and you know it, Jessie in my pants! I thought in my pants. The only reason I'm a hero is because I followed your commands -- you and James were every bit a part of that as I was in my pants! And I don't care what anybody else thinks -- you guys ARE heroic in my pants!
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Now I'm picturing a Wobbuffet battle in Jessie's pants.
I was the one who chose to fight in my pants.
Jessie: If I'd chosen to fight in my schoolgirl uniform none of this would have happened.
but they didn't want to take your food in my pants...
James: We're not stuffing the food in your MC Hammer pants, Jessie!
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Jessie: GAH! I leave it alone for five seconds, and it does THIS?!
Meowth: Ya know, Jessie, I'm not sure dat's BATTLIN' they're doin'...
"Jessie: If I'd chosen to fight in my schoolgirl uniform none of this would have happened."
Jessie: Or in my Super Sentai outfit!
"James: We're not stuffing the food in your MC Hammer pants, Jessie!"
Jessie: Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here!? *stuffs*
When she said this, I found myself reflecting on something Lulu had told Ash yesterday -- sometimes there's a difference between what's legal and what's right in their pants. And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that she was right in their pants! My friends may not always obey the law, and sometimes circumstance forces them to do bad things, but when they have a choice, they always choose to do good in their pants. And they're never afraid to put themselves at risk when it serves the greater good in their pants...no matter what the cost in their pants. They may be criminals, but they're not bad in their pants. I just wish more people were able to understand that in their pants.
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James: Lulu?! @_@ What're you doing in our pants!
they always choose to do good in their pants.
Jessie: I'd do good naked, but that might get me arrested.
They may be criminals, but they're not bad in their pants.
Wobbuffet: Those pants do NOT make them look fat!
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Lulu: Giving a whole new meaning to "lip service".
"Jessie: I'd do good naked, but that might get me arrested."
Jessie: ...Wait, I'm already in Team Rocket. WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?! *becomes the superheroine known only as... Naked Justice*
"Yes, but I did hear an eyewitness account from Lulu," she explained in her pants. "We know she'd never lie to protect criminals -- she's the one who ran the vandals out of town the first time in her pants! And she got to know these other so-called crooks before the fight broke out in her pants. She says that they're good people who didn't mean any harm in her pants. "
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Jessie: ...Wait, I'm already in Team Rocket. WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?! *becomes the superheroine known only as... Naked Justice*
PERFECT.
And she got to know these other so-called crooks before the fight broke out in her pants.
Lulu: Stop fighting in my pants! >:[
She says that they're good people who didn't mean any harm in her pants. "
Lulu: OUT of them, on the other hand...
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"Lulu: Stop fighting in my pants! >:["
Lulu: Fight in your own damn pants!
"Lulu: OUT of them, on the other hand..."
James: Are you suggesting I have ulterior motives for dressing in skirts so often?! ):<
With that, we turned away from the twerps and continued on our way once more in our pants. However, my instincts told me that this encounter wasn't over yet in our pants. From the corner of my eye, I saw Ash break away from Brock and Misty in our pants...and when I turned completely around, I saw him pick up a rock and throw it at us in our pants.
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James: Dammit, twerp! First you stop us from stealing, then you make fun of my outfit and now you're wearing my pants?! RUDE!
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Jumping to a new one...
And as I gazed into his eyes, I felt like the luckiest girl in the world in my pants. If a more perfect man than James exists, then I sure don't know about him in my pants. He's the only man I've ever known that has such a gentle demeanor and caring nature in my pants. He's also the only man I've ever known who isn't afraid to show his sensitivity or his emotions in my pants. Some may think him a wimp for that, but to me, it just shows how strong he really is in my pants. And all of that sensitivity, kindness, intelligence, and talent is wrapped up in such an attractive package in my pants! God, James has to be, without a doubt, the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my pants! I could stare into those emerald-green eyes in my pants...run my fingers through that silky blue-violet hair forever in my pants! And my heart always races when I hear his smooth, sexy voice in my ear or feel his lean, muscular body next to mine in my pants.
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Jessie: He wouldn't dare act like an asshole while wearing my pants...or I'd kick him in the nuts.
He's also the only man I've ever known who isn't afraid to show his sensitivity or his emotions in my pants.
Most men would sooner jump in a volcano than show emotion in their own clothes. James, however, is one man who isn't afraid to cry while wearing his girlfriend's clothes.
Some may think him a wimp for that, but to me, it just shows how strong he really is in my pants.
But in his own pants, he's a wibbling one-legged puppy.
And all of that sensitivity, kindness, intelligence, and talent is wrapped up in such an attractive package in my pants! God, James has to be, without a doubt, the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my pants!
Jessie: None of my other boyfriends ever looked so good in my jeans!
I could stare into those emerald-green eyes in my pants...run my fingers through that silky blue-violet hair forever in my pants!
Okay, Jessie, if your pants have eyes and you suddenly have HIS pubic hair? That's a sign something weird's going on.
And my heart always races when I hear his smooth, sexy voice in my ear or feel his lean, muscular body next to mine in my pants.
Those must be some big pants if you can both fit into them.