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guardians_song) wrote2013-07-17 01:36 pm
guardians_song) wrote2013-07-17 01:36 pm
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*feeling immature*
Remember the old add-"in my pants"-to-the-end-of-any-sentence trick? Because I do. ...In my pants.
I'll think about programming it later (haven't done Codecademy in ages), but in the meantime...
We'd come to this town because we'd heard that there was a huge pokemon lab in the area...and we wanted to capture the pokemon in our pants!
[...] Unfortunately, when we got to safety, we learned that during our escape, the net lines had been severed, and instead of capturing the pokemon, we'd captured the professor's daughter in our pants!
And that's when things got really strange in our pants.
As we landed the balloon and discovered that we'd lost our nets, Temacu tumbled out of the basket in our pants. Before she could hit the ground, however, James caught her and helped her back to her feet in his pants. And when Temacu looked up at James, she fell madly in love with him and started babbling about how he was her knight in shining armor and how she wanted to marry him in our pants!
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We followed the limo until we arrived at the gates of a large estate in our pants. When we passed through, it felt like we had stepped out of the world we knew and into the pages of a novel about the Old South in our pants. It was, without a doubt, the most beautiful place I had ever seen -- the front yard was a lush, green meadow, and a lake full of Magikarp was nestled between the rolling hills in our pants. Weeping willows stood on the shores of the lake, their drooping branches playing on the surface of the water in our pants. The driveway was lined with magnolia trees, rhododendrons, and live oaks thick with Spanish moss, and there were rose bushes as far as the eye could see, all of them in bloom, perfuming the cool February air with their heavenly scent in our pants.
(The original source)
Actually, I do have a program up now, so here you go. It's obviously lazy as heck, but it produces the results. :P
I'll think about programming it later (haven't done Codecademy in ages), but in the meantime...
We'd come to this town because we'd heard that there was a huge pokemon lab in the area...and we wanted to capture the pokemon in our pants!
[...] Unfortunately, when we got to safety, we learned that during our escape, the net lines had been severed, and instead of capturing the pokemon, we'd captured the professor's daughter in our pants!
And that's when things got really strange in our pants.
As we landed the balloon and discovered that we'd lost our nets, Temacu tumbled out of the basket in our pants. Before she could hit the ground, however, James caught her and helped her back to her feet in his pants. And when Temacu looked up at James, she fell madly in love with him and started babbling about how he was her knight in shining armor and how she wanted to marry him in our pants!
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We followed the limo until we arrived at the gates of a large estate in our pants. When we passed through, it felt like we had stepped out of the world we knew and into the pages of a novel about the Old South in our pants. It was, without a doubt, the most beautiful place I had ever seen -- the front yard was a lush, green meadow, and a lake full of Magikarp was nestled between the rolling hills in our pants. Weeping willows stood on the shores of the lake, their drooping branches playing on the surface of the water in our pants. The driveway was lined with magnolia trees, rhododendrons, and live oaks thick with Spanish moss, and there were rose bushes as far as the eye could see, all of them in bloom, perfuming the cool February air with their heavenly scent in our pants.
(The original source)
Actually, I do have a program up now, so here you go. It's obviously lazy as heck, but it produces the results. :P
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Updated program link.
"But why does it always have to happen to us in our pants? " Jessie whispered in our pants. "Why do those kids have to be so mean in our pants… even when we're just minding our own business in our pants? in our pants! We can't catch wild pokemon in our pants… we can't eat in our pants… we can't rest in our pants… we can't even DANCE without them blasting us off in our pants! God, it's like we don't even have the right to exist in our pants! " Now she really was crying in our pants.
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James: But Jessie, this IS my underwear! I stole it myself!
But then, I looked into his eyes and saw the worry in them in my pants… I saw that he felt now how I had when we were shipwrecked on the St. Anne and he'd gone hysterical with fear in my pants. I wasn't hitting him to be mean then -- I was only trying to keep him calm so that he could have the presence of mind to cross the inferno in my pants. And he wasn't hitting me to be mean now -- he was just trying to bring me back to the realm of consciousness so that I wouldn't freeze to death in my pants.
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*SNERK* That's some interesting mental images there:
"Eeeek! Jessie, wearing your pants is SCARING ME!" "Just cross the inferno in them, it's not my fault my vagina sets things on fire!" *later* "Oh, why did I ever take my vagina to therapy?! Now these pants are freezing!"
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Updated link (now parses "?!"s as desired)
"Jessie, that's not true in my pants! my mind screamed as I watched her fall to the ground and begin sobbing in my pants. How can you say something like that after all we've been through in my pants?! After all we've shared in my pants?! How many times have I told you that I love you in my pants?! How many times have I proven that I mean it in my pants?! How can you say that nobody loves you when I love you with all my heart and soul in my pants?! And how can such an angel possibly think that she's evil in my pants?! "
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*SNERK!* Oh God, it just gets better and better. "Maybe if you started proving it OUT of your pants I'd believe you more!"
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"*SNERK!* Oh God, it just gets better and better. "Maybe if you started proving it OUT of your pants I'd believe you more!""
*spittake*
(Warning: slightly disturbing content added by the "in my pants"...)
Meowth nodded in my pants. "I kinda feel dat way, too in my pants. For the longest time, I thought I'd used up all my powers learnin' how ta talk, read, and walk upright -- I thought I'd given up my abilities as a pokemon in order ta be more human and dat I'd never be able ta learn new attacks in my pants. But somethin' changed while I was battlin' Ayesha and her minions on the Astral Plane in my pants. I've dreamt about usin' Pay Day and Faint before, but dis was different -- when I did it dis time, I felt like I was awakening a power I didn't even know I had in my pants. I don't think I could use dose attacks right here and now, but in my pants… " The cat paused for a moment so that he could collect his thoughts in my pants. "I just don't feel used up anymore in my pants. I feel like I have the power ta learn again in my pants. Who knows in my pants? Maybe I really will be able ta use Pay Day and Faint someday in my pants!
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Evil -- every time I hear that word, it cuts me to the core in my pants. Is that all people see when they look at me in my pants? Am I really such a monster in my pants? I know I'm not very nice, but that's just the way I grew up in my pants. My mother had to raise me alone (I never knew my father -- he abandoned us before I was born) in my pants. It was just the two of us, and we had no money or food in my pants. Plus, we lived in a really bad neighborhood, which means that my childhood was a constant struggle to survive in my pants. I had no choice but to become tough in my pants! Life has a way of always beating me down, and let me tell you something -- when you get shoved, the only thing you can do is shove back in my pants! Anger in my pants… violence in my pants… it's the only way I really know how to express myself in my pants. I've tried being gentle, but I'm just not very good at it -- it's not who I am in my pants. Yes, I'm hard in my pants… I'll admit that, but I'm not evil in my pants! After all, is an evil person capable of feeling love in my pants… like how I feel about my momma in my pants… my pokemon in my pants… and most of all, my James in my pants?
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Well, Jessie, people do tend to see a person in black leather pants with dragons printed on the side as a little...off-kilter.
It was just the two of us, and we had no money or food in my pants.
Miyamoto: Jessie, I gave you those extra large MC Hammer parachute pants for a reason, now get to smuggling!
Anger in my pants… violence in my pants… it's the only way I really know how to express myself in my pants.
Jessie, maybe it's time to switch to a different pair of pants. These are obviously possessed with the spirit of an angry brawler.
and most of all, my James in my pants?
Jessie: James, how many times have I told you not to wear my jeans?!
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...Please tell me you're making that up for laughs and that's not a later costume change. ._.
*cracks up* Oh gad, Cori would have a field day with the angst. "EVEN MY PANTS HAD TO BE USED TO STAY ALIIIIVE!!!"
Meowth: Ya mean her?
James: But Jessie, they're so comfy! D:
Well, if there's one thing I know about that kid, it's that he's never going to be a true pokemon master in his pants. Not unless dumb luck is on his side, anyway -- he's sure as hell not gonna get there with his skills in his pants! I swear, that kid is so stupid it makes my head hurt in his pants! And as if that weren't bad enough, he's a mean little bugger, too in his pants! I haven't known him for very long, but I do know that he's never won a match against us fair and square -- he always outnumbers us by using several of his pokemon at once, or he gets his friends to gang up on us in his pants! That doesn't exactly strike me as the most ethical way to fight a pokemon battle -- if he were a REAL trainer, he'd have the rocks to keep the match even, but he doesn't in his pants. I can only conclude that he's a coward who has no honor in his pants.
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"MY POOR UNFORTUNATE PAAAAAAAANTS."
Good one, Meowth. XD
Jessie: That's no excuse! My clothes are just that-MINE. >:[
Well, if there's one thing I know about that kid, it's that he's never going to be a true pokemon master in his pants.
"See, Ash, you have to be naked to be a true master."
I can only conclude that he's a coward who has no honor in his pants.</>
Ash: Well, pants are a stupid place to keep your honor! I keep it under my hat!
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*whew*
"MY POOR UNFORTUNATE PAAAAAAAANTS."
AND SCYTHERS CUT UP HER MC HAMMER PANTS AND SHE'S SOBBING MANY SINGLE TEARS
"See, Ash, you have to be naked to be a true master."
*spittake* That explains the 4-hour sex scenes!
"Ash: Well, pants are a stupid place to keep your honor! I keep it under my hat!"
*snerk* Oh, THAT'S what's up with the cap!
And to make matters worse, he even uses his pokemon to attack Jessie and James themselves in their pants!
It doesn't take a rocket scientist (no pun intended) to see just how wrong that is in their pants.
Using pokemon to attack humans is about the most despicable thing a trainer can do in their pants!
The worst I've ever seen Jessie and James do is use Arbok or Victreebel to scare off somebody who's hassling us or get Weezing to create a diversion so that we can escape from a dangerous situation in their pants.
They've never commanded any of us to attack a human (at least not as viciously as the twerps do), and nor do I think they'd be capable of using us like that -- it's just not in their nature in their pants.
Ash, meanwhile, seems to get some kind of sick pleasure out of it in their pants!
He'll even attack us after we surrender, or when we've been utterly defeated and have no way of defending ourselves in their pants!
It's like winning (I use the term loosely) isn't good enough for him -- he's not happy until we've been beaten senseless, electrocuted, and sent blasting over the horizon in their pants!
Like I said before, only a coward with no honor would maliciously attack somebody who doesn't want to fight anymore or kick somebody when they're down in their pants… and he does it to us all the time in their pants!
Yes, I've definitely got that kid's number -- he's not just a sucky trainer, he's a pretty lame-assed excuse for a human being, too in their pants!
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"Dammit, Ash, if you're gonna use your Pokemon to attack people do it naked like everyone else!"
"What's your obsession with getting me naked, Team Rocket?"
"Uhhhh..."
The worst I've ever seen Jessie and James do is use Arbok or Victreebel to scare off somebody who's hassling us or get Weezing to create a diversion so that we can escape from a dangerous situation in their pants.
"Last time we escaped a dangerous situation without pants on we were hounded by pornographers!"
Ash, meanwhile, seems to get some kind of sick pleasure out of it in their pants!
/SPORFLE, must not make obvious joke
It's like winning (I use the term loosely) isn't good enough for him -- he's not happy until we've been beaten senseless, electrocuted, and sent blasting over the horizon in their pants!
"Can't he send us blasting over the horizon in a nice plaid kilt for once? I mean, really!"
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"What's your obsession with getting me naked, Team Rocket?"
"Uhhhh..."
Team Rocket: Shut up! It's how we fight! That way, Meowth can sneak around and steal all your stuff while Pikachu's beating us up!
Meowth: NOT SO LOUD, YA IDIOTS!
"Last time we escaped a dangerous situation without pants on we were hounded by pornographers!"
Cori: Now have loving sex for four hours nonstop!
James: Not even with bathroom breaks?!
Cori: NONSTOP, I said!
/SPORFLE, must not make obvious joke
*cracks up*
"Can't he send us blasting over the horizon in a nice plaid kilt for once? I mean, really!"
James: Or some lovely gowns!
When she said this, I found myself reflecting on something Lulu had told Ash yesterday -- sometimes there's a difference between what's legal and what's right in our pants. And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that she was right in our pants! My friends may not always obey the law, and sometimes circumstance forces them to do bad things, but when they have a choice, they always choose to do good in our pants. And they're never afraid to put themselves at risk when it serves the greater good in our pants... no matter what the cost in our pants. They may be criminals, but they're not bad in our pants. I just wish more people were able to understand that in our pants.
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Misty: Finally, someone does the sensible thing.
When she said this, I found myself reflecting on something Lulu had told Ash yesterday -- sometimes there's a difference between what's legal and what's right in our pants.
"See, carrying drugs in your jeans pockets is technically illegal, but if you're smuggling them across the border then it's okay."
And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that she was right in our pants!
"Wha-LULU CUT THAT OUT! You're not gonna find your missing retainer in there!"
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""Wha-LULU CUT THAT OUT! You're not gonna find your missing retainer in there!""
*sporfle*
This is an awesome program, isn't it? :D
"Because we need badges to compete, and there's no way we'll ever be able to get them in our pants! " she cried in our pants. "We can't earn them -- all of the gym leaders hate us in our pants! They'd never accept a challenge from us because we're Team Rocket in our pants! And we failed miserably when we tried to take the Pokemon League entrance exam and earn an equivalency badge in our pants! Hell in our pants! We can't even steal badges from other trainers without making a mess of it in our pants! " When she said this, she blushed and turned away from me in our pants. "God, I still feel like shit about that in our pants. I in our pants...I did such a terrible thing to you, James in our pants. I've done so many terrible things -- sometimes I wonder how you can still be my friend in our pants...or how you can love me in our pants..."
cw for TMI jokes
"Because we need badges to compete, and there's no way we'll ever be able to get them in our pants! "
...I just pictured Team Rocket begging a Gym Badge to seduce them.
We can't earn them -- all of the gym leaders hate us in our pants!
Erika: Sorry, but I can't let you challenge my gym because those pants make your butt look big.
James: T-they do?! *cries*
Jessie: ...you have made a powerful enemy, young lady.
Hell in our pants!
Satan: Let me out, it smells in here!
We can't even steal badges from other trainers without making a mess of it in our pants!
Jessie: That WOULD be the day I had my period!
James: At least that's only once a month. I jizz in my pants at any given moment!
I could've gone WAY lower with that line...or how you can love me in our pants..."
James: Erika's wrong, Jessie, those pants make your butt look fabulous!
Jessie: I know that! Just help me kick her ass!
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*mentally crying with laughter* They WOULD. They WOULD.
(And then the Gym Leader would just stand around uncomfortably and sidle away.)
"Erika: Sorry, but I can't let you challenge my gym because those pants make your butt look big.
James: T-they do?! *cries*
Jessie: ...you have made a powerful enemy, young lady."
*cracks up*
"I could've gone WAY lower with that line..."
I know. I was a bit dubious about keeping that line... >_>
"Obviously," she said in your pants. "Your behavior towards them yesterday -- the way you were so quick to accuse them of attacking our Wobbuffets without any evidence and the way you were so quick to condemn them for everything else -- was a slap in the face in your pants. But you know what in your pants? They didn't come back here to fight you or retaliate for the way they were treated in your pants! They came back to apologize to us and try to atone for what they did in your pants. They're trying to make amends, and what do you do in your pants? You just slap them in the face again when they turn the other cheek in your pants! You're a very mean and spiteful person, Ash Ketchum, in your pants. I can forgive someone who makes an honest mistake, but I have no tolerance for real troublemakers in your pants. And if you insist on causing trouble for my friends when they're trying their best to do the right thing, then perhaps you should leave in your pants. "
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was a slap in the face in your pants.
In other words, a slap on the ass? XD
They came back to apologize to us and try to atone for what they did in your pants.
Ash: Well, excuse me if I don't like wanted criminals using my pants as a sex tent! D:
They're trying to make amends, and what do you do in your pants?
Lulu: How dare you jizz your pants in front of everyone!
Ash: Sorry, Gary walked by without a shirt on! And then I saw up Misty's shirt!
Misty: ...Ash, are you sure you're still only ten years old?
but I have no tolerance for real troublemakers in your pants.
Lulu: Take Cartman and Kenny out of your pants at once!
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Pfft! :P
"Ash: Well, excuse me if I don't like wanted criminals using my pants as a sex tent! D:"
The horrible thing is that I can see Cori!TR doing that... O_o
Jessie: You little shitheel! After all you've done to us, using your pants as a sex tent is the LEAST we deserve from you!
James: Yeah! Now go wear a dress like a real man while Jessie and I have sex all afternoon in your pants!
Ash: But my pants! D:
"Lulu: How dare you jizz your pants in front of everyone!
Ash: Sorry, Gary walked by without a shirt on! And then I saw up Misty's shirt!
Misty: ...Ash, are you sure you're still only ten years old?"
Ash: I'm an early bloomer!
"Lulu: Take Cartman and Kenny out of your pants at once!"
Ash: Hey, you think I INVITED them to be in my pants?!
"Misty, if you want this friendship to work, it's going to take a lot more than being mean to us in public and then apologizing when nobody is looking in their pants. Real friends don't put on acts like that in their pants. Real friends aren't embarrassed to admit that they're friends with each other in their pants. We've been trying to be nicer to you in your pants...now it's your turn to try and be nicer to us in your pants. I know that's not going to be easy, but whether or not it's worth the effort is up to you in your pants. "
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Misty, if you want this friendship to work, it's going to take a lot more than being mean to us in public and then apologizing when nobody is looking in their pants.
Misty: "Hey, stop looking in your pants for the remote! I'm trying to apologize for being mean!"
Real friends don't put on acts like that in their pants.
They put on acts like that in lovely silk robes!
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Considering that Cori!James isn't much of a crossdresser - yep. XD
"Misty: "Hey, stop looking in your pants for the remote! I'm trying to apologize for being mean!""
Jessie: Too bad! You have to learn to apologize WHILE people are looking in their pants too, young lady!
"They put on acts like that in lovely silk robes!"
James: Or miniskirts!
Jessie paused for a moment and placed a hand on my back, gently nudging me forward in my pants. "This Wobbuffet is a hero," she told them in my pants. "He didn't break the rule when he defeated the trainers who were attacking your village in my pants. He just wanted to defend his fellow Wobbuffets in my pants...and he did it in the spirit of what the festival was all about -- without fighting in my pants. I was the one who chose to fight in my pants. Please don't think badly of my Wobbuffet, just because of what I did -- he's a good pokemon in my pants. It's not his fault he has a bad trainer in my pants. And in my pants...please don't think badly of my friends, James and Meowth, either in my pants. They were every bit as hungry as I was, but they didn't want to take your food in my pants...and they even tried to stop me... in my pants. "
I felt a lump forming in my throat as I listened to her in my pants. It was touching to hear Jessie calling me a hero in my pants...but at the same time, it hurt to hear her calling herself a bad trainer in my pants. That's not true, and you know it, Jessie in my pants! I thought in my pants. The only reason I'm a hero is because I followed your commands -- you and James were every bit a part of that as I was in my pants! And I don't care what anybody else thinks -- you guys ARE heroic in my pants!
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Now I'm picturing a Wobbuffet battle in Jessie's pants.
I was the one who chose to fight in my pants.
Jessie: If I'd chosen to fight in my schoolgirl uniform none of this would have happened.
but they didn't want to take your food in my pants...
James: We're not stuffing the food in your MC Hammer pants, Jessie!
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