Eh, it might be one of these old-chat-boards things. There's also "replace any given word by something inappropriate", etc. :)
(Paradise In My Ass
Time of Dying in My Ass
Viva La Vida In My Ass
Don't Fear The Reaper In My Ass
Veteran Of The Psychic Wars In My Ass

...It works. O_O)

Re: LMM -
Oi, YES. D: That fic really does think of kids like accessories...