Well, Jessie, people do tend to see a person in black leather pants with dragons printed on the side as a little...off-kilter. ...Please tell me you're making that up for laughs and that's not a later costume change. ._.
Miyamoto: Jessie, I gave you those extra large MC Hammer parachute pants for a reason, now get to smuggling! *cracks up* Oh gad, Cori would have a field day with the angst. "EVEN MY PANTS HAD TO BE USED TO STAY ALIIIIVE!!!"
Jessie, maybe it's time to switch to a different pair of pants. These are obviously possessed with the spirit of an angry brawler. Meowth: Ya mean her?
Jessie: James, how many times have I told you not to wear my jeans?! James: But Jessie, they're so comfy! D:
Well, if there's one thing I know about that kid, it's that he's never going to be a true pokemon master in his pants. Not unless dumb luck is on his side, anyway -- he's sure as hell not gonna get there with his skills in his pants! I swear, that kid is so stupid it makes my head hurt in his pants! And as if that weren't bad enough, he's a mean little bugger, too in his pants! I haven't known him for very long, but I do know that he's never won a match against us fair and square -- he always outnumbers us by using several of his pokemon at once, or he gets his friends to gang up on us in his pants! That doesn't exactly strike me as the most ethical way to fight a pokemon battle -- if he were a REAL trainer, he'd have the rocks to keep the match even, but he doesn't in his pants. I can only conclude that he's a coward who has no honor in his pants.
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...Please tell me you're making that up for laughs and that's not a later costume change. ._.
*cracks up* Oh gad, Cori would have a field day with the angst. "EVEN MY PANTS HAD TO BE USED TO STAY ALIIIIVE!!!"
Meowth: Ya mean her?
James: But Jessie, they're so comfy! D:
Well, if there's one thing I know about that kid, it's that he's never going to be a true pokemon master in his pants. Not unless dumb luck is on his side, anyway -- he's sure as hell not gonna get there with his skills in his pants! I swear, that kid is so stupid it makes my head hurt in his pants! And as if that weren't bad enough, he's a mean little bugger, too in his pants! I haven't known him for very long, but I do know that he's never won a match against us fair and square -- he always outnumbers us by using several of his pokemon at once, or he gets his friends to gang up on us in his pants! That doesn't exactly strike me as the most ethical way to fight a pokemon battle -- if he were a REAL trainer, he'd have the rocks to keep the match even, but he doesn't in his pants. I can only conclude that he's a coward who has no honor in his pants.