"Well, she does end up wearing tight black pants but they don't look like those. And they're not leather." *whew*
"MY POOR UNFORTUNATE PAAAAAAAANTS." AND SCYTHERS CUT UP HER MC HAMMER PANTS AND SHE'S SOBBING MANY SINGLE TEARS
"See, Ash, you have to be naked to be a true master." *spittake* That explains the 4-hour sex scenes!
"Ash: Well, pants are a stupid place to keep your honor! I keep it under my hat!" *snerk* Oh, THAT'S what's up with the cap!
And to make matters worse, he even uses his pokemon to attack Jessie and James themselves in their pants! It doesn't take a rocket scientist (no pun intended) to see just how wrong that is in their pants. Using pokemon to attack humans is about the most despicable thing a trainer can do in their pants! The worst I've ever seen Jessie and James do is use Arbok or Victreebel to scare off somebody who's hassling us or get Weezing to create a diversion so that we can escape from a dangerous situation in their pants. They've never commanded any of us to attack a human (at least not as viciously as the twerps do), and nor do I think they'd be capable of using us like that -- it's just not in their nature in their pants. Ash, meanwhile, seems to get some kind of sick pleasure out of it in their pants! He'll even attack us after we surrender, or when we've been utterly defeated and have no way of defending ourselves in their pants! It's like winning (I use the term loosely) isn't good enough for him -- he's not happy until we've been beaten senseless, electrocuted, and sent blasting over the horizon in their pants! Like I said before, only a coward with no honor would maliciously attack somebody who doesn't want to fight anymore or kick somebody when they're down in their pants… and he does it to us all the time in their pants! Yes, I've definitely got that kid's number -- he's not just a sucky trainer, he's a pretty lame-assed excuse for a human being, too in their pants!
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*whew*
"MY POOR UNFORTUNATE PAAAAAAAANTS."
AND SCYTHERS CUT UP HER MC HAMMER PANTS AND SHE'S SOBBING MANY SINGLE TEARS
"See, Ash, you have to be naked to be a true master."
*spittake* That explains the 4-hour sex scenes!
"Ash: Well, pants are a stupid place to keep your honor! I keep it under my hat!"
*snerk* Oh, THAT'S what's up with the cap!
And to make matters worse, he even uses his pokemon to attack Jessie and James themselves in their pants!
It doesn't take a rocket scientist (no pun intended) to see just how wrong that is in their pants.
Using pokemon to attack humans is about the most despicable thing a trainer can do in their pants!
The worst I've ever seen Jessie and James do is use Arbok or Victreebel to scare off somebody who's hassling us or get Weezing to create a diversion so that we can escape from a dangerous situation in their pants.
They've never commanded any of us to attack a human (at least not as viciously as the twerps do), and nor do I think they'd be capable of using us like that -- it's just not in their nature in their pants.
Ash, meanwhile, seems to get some kind of sick pleasure out of it in their pants!
He'll even attack us after we surrender, or when we've been utterly defeated and have no way of defending ourselves in their pants!
It's like winning (I use the term loosely) isn't good enough for him -- he's not happy until we've been beaten senseless, electrocuted, and sent blasting over the horizon in their pants!
Like I said before, only a coward with no honor would maliciously attack somebody who doesn't want to fight anymore or kick somebody when they're down in their pants… and he does it to us all the time in their pants!
Yes, I've definitely got that kid's number -- he's not just a sucky trainer, he's a pretty lame-assed excuse for a human being, too in their pants!