sarajayechan: Ty Lee hugging Mai tightly upon reuniting with her in Omashu ([ATLA] Mai/Ty Lee)
the spider near your car keys ([personal profile] sarajayechan) wrote in [personal profile] guardians_song 2013-07-19 03:01 pm (UTC)

Using pokemon to attack humans is about the most despicable thing a trainer can do in their pants!

"Dammit, Ash, if you're gonna use your Pokemon to attack people do it naked like everyone else!"
"What's your obsession with getting me naked, Team Rocket?"
"Uhhhh..."

The worst I've ever seen Jessie and James do is use Arbok or Victreebel to scare off somebody who's hassling us or get Weezing to create a diversion so that we can escape from a dangerous situation in their pants.

"Last time we escaped a dangerous situation without pants on we were hounded by pornographers!"

Ash, meanwhile, seems to get some kind of sick pleasure out of it in their pants!

/SPORFLE, must not make obvious joke

It's like winning (I use the term loosely) isn't good enough for him -- he's not happy until we've been beaten senseless, electrocuted, and sent blasting over the horizon in their pants!

"Can't he send us blasting over the horizon in a nice plaid kilt for once? I mean, really!"

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