"Dammit, Ash, if you're gonna use your Pokemon to attack people do it naked like everyone else!" "What's your obsession with getting me naked, Team Rocket?" "Uhhhh..." Team Rocket: Shut up! It's how we fight! That way, Meowth can sneak around and steal all your stuff while Pikachu's beating us up! Meowth: NOT SO LOUD, YA IDIOTS!
"Last time we escaped a dangerous situation without pants on we were hounded by pornographers!" Cori: Now have loving sex for four hours nonstop! James: Not even with bathroom breaks?! Cori: NONSTOP, I said!
/SPORFLE, must not make obvious joke *cracks up*
"Can't he send us blasting over the horizon in a nice plaid kilt for once? I mean, really!" James: Or some lovely gowns!
When she said this, I found myself reflecting on something Lulu had told Ash yesterday -- sometimes there's a difference between what's legal and what's right in our pants. And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that she was right in our pants! My friends may not always obey the law, and sometimes circumstance forces them to do bad things, but when they have a choice, they always choose to do good in our pants. And they're never afraid to put themselves at risk when it serves the greater good in our pants... no matter what the cost in our pants. They may be criminals, but they're not bad in our pants. I just wish more people were able to understand that in our pants.
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"What's your obsession with getting me naked, Team Rocket?"
"Uhhhh..."
Team Rocket: Shut up! It's how we fight! That way, Meowth can sneak around and steal all your stuff while Pikachu's beating us up!
Meowth: NOT SO LOUD, YA IDIOTS!
"Last time we escaped a dangerous situation without pants on we were hounded by pornographers!"
Cori: Now have loving sex for four hours nonstop!
James: Not even with bathroom breaks?!
Cori: NONSTOP, I said!
/SPORFLE, must not make obvious joke
*cracks up*
"Can't he send us blasting over the horizon in a nice plaid kilt for once? I mean, really!"
James: Or some lovely gowns!
When she said this, I found myself reflecting on something Lulu had told Ash yesterday -- sometimes there's a difference between what's legal and what's right in our pants. And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that she was right in our pants! My friends may not always obey the law, and sometimes circumstance forces them to do bad things, but when they have a choice, they always choose to do good in our pants. And they're never afraid to put themselves at risk when it serves the greater good in our pants... no matter what the cost in our pants. They may be criminals, but they're not bad in our pants. I just wish more people were able to understand that in our pants.