"Because we need badges to compete, and there's no way we'll ever be able to get them in our pants! "
...I just pictured Team Rocket begging a Gym Badge to seduce them.
We can't earn them -- all of the gym leaders hate us in our pants!
Erika: Sorry, but I can't let you challenge my gym because those pants make your butt look big. James: T-they do?! *cries* Jessie: ...you have made a powerful enemy, young lady.
Hell in our pants!
Satan: Let me out, it smells in here!
We can't even steal badges from other trainers without making a mess of it in our pants!
Jessie: That WOULD be the day I had my period! James: At least that's only once a month. I jizz in my pants at any given moment!
I could've gone WAY lower with that line...
or how you can love me in our pants..."
James: Erika's wrong, Jessie, those pants make your butt look fabulous! Jessie: I know that! Just help me kick her ass!
cw for TMI jokes
"Because we need badges to compete, and there's no way we'll ever be able to get them in our pants! "
...I just pictured Team Rocket begging a Gym Badge to seduce them.
We can't earn them -- all of the gym leaders hate us in our pants!
Erika: Sorry, but I can't let you challenge my gym because those pants make your butt look big.
James: T-they do?! *cries*
Jessie: ...you have made a powerful enemy, young lady.
Hell in our pants!
Satan: Let me out, it smells in here!
We can't even steal badges from other trainers without making a mess of it in our pants!
Jessie: That WOULD be the day I had my period!
James: At least that's only once a month. I jizz in my pants at any given moment!
I could've gone WAY lower with that line...or how you can love me in our pants..."
James: Erika's wrong, Jessie, those pants make your butt look fabulous!
Jessie: I know that! Just help me kick her ass!