"...I just pictured Team Rocket begging a Gym Badge to seduce them." *mentally crying with laughter* They WOULD. They WOULD. (And then the Gym Leader would just stand around uncomfortably and sidle away.)
"Erika: Sorry, but I can't let you challenge my gym because those pants make your butt look big. James: T-they do?! *cries* Jessie: ...you have made a powerful enemy, young lady." *cracks up*
"I could've gone WAY lower with that line..." I know. I was a bit dubious about keeping that line... >_>
"Obviously," she said in your pants. "Your behavior towards them yesterday -- the way you were so quick to accuse them of attacking our Wobbuffets without any evidence and the way you were so quick to condemn them for everything else -- was a slap in the face in your pants. But you know what in your pants? They didn't come back here to fight you or retaliate for the way they were treated in your pants! They came back to apologize to us and try to atone for what they did in your pants. They're trying to make amends, and what do you do in your pants? You just slap them in the face again when they turn the other cheek in your pants! You're a very mean and spiteful person, Ash Ketchum, in your pants. I can forgive someone who makes an honest mistake, but I have no tolerance for real troublemakers in your pants. And if you insist on causing trouble for my friends when they're trying their best to do the right thing, then perhaps you should leave in your pants. " As opposed to leaving without them? >_>
Re: cw for TMI jokes
*mentally crying with laughter* They WOULD. They WOULD.
(And then the Gym Leader would just stand around uncomfortably and sidle away.)
"Erika: Sorry, but I can't let you challenge my gym because those pants make your butt look big.
James: T-they do?! *cries*
Jessie: ...you have made a powerful enemy, young lady."
*cracks up*
"I could've gone WAY lower with that line..."
I know. I was a bit dubious about keeping that line... >_>
"Obviously," she said in your pants. "Your behavior towards them yesterday -- the way you were so quick to accuse them of attacking our Wobbuffets without any evidence and the way you were so quick to condemn them for everything else -- was a slap in the face in your pants. But you know what in your pants? They didn't come back here to fight you or retaliate for the way they were treated in your pants! They came back to apologize to us and try to atone for what they did in your pants. They're trying to make amends, and what do you do in your pants? You just slap them in the face again when they turn the other cheek in your pants! You're a very mean and spiteful person, Ash Ketchum, in your pants. I can forgive someone who makes an honest mistake, but I have no tolerance for real troublemakers in your pants. And if you insist on causing trouble for my friends when they're trying their best to do the right thing, then perhaps you should leave in your pants. "
As opposed to leaving without them? >_>