"Ash: Well, excuse me if I don't like wanted criminals using my pants as a sex tent! D:" The horrible thing is that I can see Cori!TR doing that... O_o Jessie: You little shitheel! After all you've done to us, using your pants as a sex tent is the LEAST we deserve from you! James: Yeah! Now go wear a dress like a real man while Jessie and I have sex all afternoon in your pants! Ash: But my pants! D:
"Lulu: How dare you jizz your pants in front of everyone! Ash: Sorry, Gary walked by without a shirt on! And then I saw up Misty's shirt! Misty: ...Ash, are you sure you're still only ten years old?" Ash: I'm an early bloomer!
"Lulu: Take Cartman and Kenny out of your pants at once!" Ash: Hey, you think I INVITED them to be in my pants?!
"Misty, if you want this friendship to work, it's going to take a lot more than being mean to us in public and then apologizing when nobody is looking in their pants. Real friends don't put on acts like that in their pants. Real friends aren't embarrassed to admit that they're friends with each other in their pants. We've been trying to be nicer to you in your pants...now it's your turn to try and be nicer to us in your pants. I know that's not going to be easy, but whether or not it's worth the effort is up to you in your pants. "
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Pfft! :P
"Ash: Well, excuse me if I don't like wanted criminals using my pants as a sex tent! D:"
The horrible thing is that I can see Cori!TR doing that... O_o
Jessie: You little shitheel! After all you've done to us, using your pants as a sex tent is the LEAST we deserve from you!
James: Yeah! Now go wear a dress like a real man while Jessie and I have sex all afternoon in your pants!
Ash: But my pants! D:
"Lulu: How dare you jizz your pants in front of everyone!
Ash: Sorry, Gary walked by without a shirt on! And then I saw up Misty's shirt!
Misty: ...Ash, are you sure you're still only ten years old?"
Ash: I'm an early bloomer!
"Lulu: Take Cartman and Kenny out of your pants at once!"
Ash: Hey, you think I INVITED them to be in my pants?!
"Misty, if you want this friendship to work, it's going to take a lot more than being mean to us in public and then apologizing when nobody is looking in their pants. Real friends don't put on acts like that in their pants. Real friends aren't embarrassed to admit that they're friends with each other in their pants. We've been trying to be nicer to you in your pants...now it's your turn to try and be nicer to us in your pants. I know that's not going to be easy, but whether or not it's worth the effort is up to you in your pants. "