sarajayechan: Angel smirking as he shows Charlie a bondage club doubling as a trust exercise ([ATLA/HIBY] U CHARD MONSTER)
the spider near your car keys ([personal profile] sarajayechan) wrote in [personal profile] guardians_song 2013-09-02 02:22 am (UTC)

ESSIE FAINTS AND SAYS NOTHING FOR HOURS AND HOURS

CASSIE PROBABLY NEEDS A STIFF DRINK

AND JOE WROTE A FIC ABOUT AN ANTHROMORPHIC TENTACRUEL HAVING MAD KINKY SEX WITH ETHAN AND LYRA ONCE BUT THIS IS PUSHING IT

MISSY THINKS HAVING BABIES IS OPPRESSIVE BUT SHE'D PROBABLY WRITE IT ANYWAY AS A MEANS OF PROMOTING A "STRONG WOMYN BREEDING FACTORY"

AND MITTENS BARFS OVER ALL THE TALK OF HUMAN SEX

PROBABLY ON SOMEONE'S FEET

I SKIMMED LIKE MOST OF IT

AND SOMEHOW I MISSED THE NAVEL BIT AT THE TIME. OR MY BRAIN PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED.

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