"Y'know, I've never actually thought of that. The whole stealing perishables when they could just as easily take canned and dried things that'll keep for a while. Sure, it's not luxurious and decadent but given the kind of chef James apparently is he could turn canned peas and ramen into a five-star luxury meal!" And even if he couldn't - HELLO, STARVATION! CUISINE QUALITY DOESN'T MATTER TO THE DYING! Sorry, Mrs. Weasley. *hands back Capslock*
"Cori: Subtlety? What's that? This air raid siren should get my message across perfectly!" WRH!Cori: Air raid siren? Naw, too restrained! TRY THIS HYDROGEN BOMB, BITCH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! >:D
"I almost wanna write fic where Ash DOES understand the shit Cori!TR says and is broken by it, but even then his friends don't coddle him. They say yes, he does have some bad habits he needs to change but he needs to wanna make changes himself rather than letting Cori!TR and their posse dictate his life. (Even when I write things meant to give a character woobie moments I still make sure it's known that they DO have flaws, it's just not a federal crime that they do. Er, but hopefully less verbose.)" *nods* ...though, in all honesty, I think the kid might NEED unconditional support for a little bit after all the shit Cori puts him through. D: I mean, fuck, pre-Break-from-Canon might be bearable, but even if you WRH out Ash's crazy behavior post-Break-from-Canon as Team Rocket's perceptions of his valid complaints, the poor kid likely has a crippling case of PTSD by the time some wish-fulfillment cop tracks them down and puts them away for good. D8
"It's cool. XD I read it anyway just for your rants because you are SO right. EMPATHY TROLLING SUCKS." Thank you! :D (And I am SO GLAD you agree. D:)
"Yeah, true. Essie as a character wants people to pity her, but I as the mun want people to throw things at her. XD World of difference from Cori's bullshit." PRECISELY! XD
"Ah, Corific logic. I think someone on the old GAFF boards wrote up a whole list of "life lessons from Cori Falls's fanfiction". I think I still have it somewhere.'" Tell me if you find it! Might make a good YMMV link on the TV Tropes page.
"Godspeed. *sniffles and salutes you*" Thanks! XD I'm done now, as you can see, but hoooooly crud. @_@ Daaaang, that was one long, awful fic...
Re: damn character limits
And even if he couldn't - HELLO, STARVATION! CUISINE QUALITY DOESN'T MATTER TO THE DYING!
Sorry, Mrs. Weasley. *hands back Capslock*
"Cori: Subtlety? What's that? This air raid siren should get my message across perfectly!"
WRH!Cori: Air raid siren? Naw, too restrained! TRY THIS HYDROGEN BOMB, BITCH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! >:D
"I almost wanna write fic where Ash DOES understand the shit Cori!TR says and is broken by it, but even then his friends don't coddle him. They say yes, he does have some bad habits he needs to change but he needs to wanna make changes himself rather than letting Cori!TR and their posse dictate his life. (Even when I write things meant to give a character woobie moments I still make sure it's known that they DO have flaws, it's just not a federal crime that they do. Er, but hopefully less verbose.)"
*nods* ...though, in all honesty, I think the kid might NEED unconditional support for a little bit after all the shit Cori puts him through. D: I mean, fuck, pre-Break-from-Canon might be bearable, but even if you WRH out Ash's crazy behavior post-Break-from-Canon as Team Rocket's perceptions of his valid complaints, the poor kid likely has a crippling case of PTSD by the time some wish-fulfillment cop tracks them down and puts them away for good. D8
"It's cool. XD I read it anyway just for your rants because you are SO right. EMPATHY TROLLING SUCKS."
Thank you! :D (And I am SO GLAD you agree. D:)
"Yeah, true. Essie as a character wants people to pity her, but I as the mun want people to throw things at her. XD World of difference from Cori's bullshit."
PRECISELY! XD
"Ah, Corific logic. I think someone on the old GAFF boards wrote up a whole list of "life lessons from Cori Falls's fanfiction". I think I still have it somewhere.'"
Tell me if you find it! Might make a good YMMV link on the TV Tropes page.
"Godspeed. *sniffles and salutes you*"
Thanks! XD I'm done now, as you can see, but hoooooly crud. @_@ Daaaang, that was one long, awful fic...