SERIOUSLY. One time I was so hungry I ate a fast-food English Muffin even though I'd rather have had something more filling. But I ate it anyway because it was FOOD.
WRH!Cori: Air raid siren? Naw, too restrained! TRY THIS HYDROGEN BOMB, BITCH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! >:D
AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND POKEMON RAN SCREAMING FOR THEIR LIVES.
*nods* ...though, in all honesty, I think the kid might NEED unconditional support for a little bit after all the shit Cori puts him through. D: I mean, fuck, pre-Break-from-Canon might be bearable, but even if you WRH out Ash's crazy behavior post-Break-from-Canon as Team Rocket's perceptions of his valid complaints, the poor kid likely has a crippling case of PTSD by the time some wish-fulfillment cop tracks them down and puts them away for good. D8
Yeah, pre-break-from-canon he'd probably need a few hugs, but also a reminder not to directly engage TR because even if they're thieving jerks, giving them the attention they want isn't gonna make them STOP stealing. But after that? Ash is quite obviously broken and his friends would be justified in coddling him.
It might be on my computer, it might be a printed out sheet...if the latter, I'll have to type it up. Or ask the original writer if they still have it.
Re: damn character limits
WRH!Cori: Air raid siren? Naw, too restrained! TRY THIS HYDROGEN BOMB, BITCH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! >:D
AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND POKEMON RAN SCREAMING FOR THEIR LIVES.
*nods* ...though, in all honesty, I think the kid might NEED unconditional support for a little bit after all the shit Cori puts him through. D: I mean, fuck, pre-Break-from-Canon might be bearable, but even if you WRH out Ash's crazy behavior post-Break-from-Canon as Team Rocket's perceptions of his valid complaints, the poor kid likely has a crippling case of PTSD by the time some wish-fulfillment cop tracks them down and puts them away for good. D8
Yeah, pre-break-from-canon he'd probably need a few hugs, but also a reminder not to directly engage TR because even if they're thieving jerks, giving them the attention they want isn't gonna make them STOP stealing. But after that? Ash is quite obviously broken and his friends would be justified in coddling him.
It might be on my computer, it might be a printed out sheet...if the latter, I'll have to type it up. Or ask the original writer if they still have it.
*throws confetti* YAY.