D: Ewwww. I bit into a semi-raw chicken sandwich once and ended up throwing it away.
Tracey: Fuck you, Cori, you know my uncle has a heart condition and can't run too long! Ash: NOW who's the unfeeling monster who gives no regard to the feelings of others?! Cori: ...FUCK YOU ASSHOLES, I SHOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SHITTY SELVES RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKERS!
(Totally. I can see Brock telling him this. "Ash, here's a simple way to avoid confrontations with Team Rocket. It's called 911. Next time you see them, USE IT." "Well, there IS always a Jenny around somewhere." "Aint it great? :D" "Brock, are you using this as an excuse to hit on every Jenny you see?!" "Come on, Misty, it's a double-purpose solution!")
Re: damn character limits
Tracey: Fuck you, Cori, you know my uncle has a heart condition and can't run too long!
Ash: NOW who's the unfeeling monster who gives no regard to the feelings of others?!
Cori: ...FUCK YOU ASSHOLES, I SHOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SHITTY SELVES RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKERS!
(Totally. I can see Brock telling him this. "Ash, here's a simple way to avoid confrontations with Team Rocket. It's called 911. Next time you see them, USE IT." "Well, there IS always a Jenny around somewhere." "Aint it great? :D" "Brock, are you using this as an excuse to hit on every Jenny you see?!" "Come on, Misty, it's a double-purpose solution!")
:D That could work!