And then Jessie and James went batshit crazy again and needed four hours of wangsty therapy sex. Luckily, Meowth was nowhere nearby this time.
That really sums up these fics, doesn't it? Just when you thought the Ash-trashing was over... SON of Ash-trashing!
This sounds like a horror movie...does this mean Ash eventually comes after them with a chainsaw? *hopeful eyes*
Oh God, Severa. She'd probably be the first victim, actually! She wibbles enough around her parents and Owain in canon, in Corific she'd be nothing BUT tears even during her tsuntsun moments!
Feed it to a donkey. :P (And hope it doesn't misread "Ash" as "ass". Poor thing might get its feelings hurt.)
You sure that's a good idea? A donkey might get sick eating this tripel
"*Mayor* I'm good for relieving your...tension!" *Mayor* I can feel you shiver with antici...pation!
James: *prances around in leather corset and fishnets* Toucha-toucha-toucha-touch me! I wanna be dirty~!
In a situation where she was genuinely remorseful and needed to apologize, I can see her choking up just because she's never done anything like it before. JAMES being able to just waltz on and give the speech while SHE'S freezing up, however, is just... *makes indecent gesture at fic*
Yeah, it'd be more "oh crap I've never actually felt guilty before! Quick, stall for time! *lets out Wobbuffet*". James would be wibbling in a corner too afraid to even TRY to come forward.
I'll give Cori the benefit of the doubt on the guilt, because she repeatedly emphasized that the guilt was over hurting such nice people. As in, you know, it wouldn't have mattered at all if they had been anything less than saintly towards Team Rocket. D|
Good point. :/ It just puts so much emphasis on the big fancy apologies and them not wanting Lulu to be mad at them it's hard to tell.
Flying blind, huh? XD Yeah, that was just like...okay, Wobbuffet narration, wangst, usual Cori fare WAIT WHAT THE SHIT?!
Boring, yes. Forgettable? I think your brain just Refused To Comprehend The True Form. XD ...To be fair, READING it is probably much easier, since the brain can gloss over the repetition. Sporking has the unfortunate side effect that you're literally going line-by-line. D:
Yeah. D: And you end up enraged or disgusted or both because WHAT IS THIS FIC'S LOGIC. Really, Jessie and James apologized for being jerks and stealing the food. They explained why they broke the rules. The people grudgingly accepting the apology I could buy. Even applauding their warped form of integrity. But THROWING THEM AN ENTIRE FESTIVAL?!
Come to think of it, isn't all that Wiccan stuff the equivalent of that? :P
Pretty much. And possibly farting gold and jewels like Cartman did on that one episode of South Park.
Is THAT the reason for Wobbuffet's expression?! *dodges rotten tomatoes*
WORST IMAGE EVER D:
It really does. D: Meowth was bad enough, but a fucking Wobbuffet?
I believe thees is called "sex addiction". Par excellence.
Considering they're co-dependent to a disgusting extreme and are basically addicted to each other...yep.
Cori takes "oblivious" to a whooooole new level, doesn't she?
Do it anyway! Horrify your audiences in a whole NEW way! XD
I might have to. XD
HOOOOOOLY SHIT
I think that's why I tend to go with "A Warm Place" or "The Cat's Outta The Bag" when I MST these things. At least those are reasonably SHORT.
Hahaha, I saw those Nuzlocke posts. XD Yep, you sure did earn that reward!
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That really sums up these fics, doesn't it? Just when you thought the Ash-trashing was over... SON of Ash-trashing!
This sounds like a horror movie...does this mean Ash eventually comes after them with a chainsaw? *hopeful eyes*
Oh God, Severa. She'd probably be the first victim, actually! She wibbles enough around her parents and Owain in canon, in Corific she'd be nothing BUT tears even during her tsuntsun moments!
Feed it to a donkey. :P (And hope it doesn't misread "Ash" as "ass". Poor thing might get its feelings hurt.)
You sure that's a good idea? A donkey might get sick eating this tripel
"*Mayor* I'm good for relieving your...tension!"
*Mayor* I can feel you shiver with antici...pation!
James: *prances around in leather corset and fishnets* Toucha-toucha-toucha-touch me! I wanna be dirty~!
In a situation where she was genuinely remorseful and needed to apologize, I can see her choking up just because she's never done anything like it before. JAMES being able to just waltz on and give the speech while SHE'S freezing up, however, is just... *makes indecent gesture at fic*
Yeah, it'd be more "oh crap I've never actually felt guilty before! Quick, stall for time! *lets out Wobbuffet*". James would be wibbling in a corner too afraid to even TRY to come forward.
I'll give Cori the benefit of the doubt on the guilt, because she repeatedly emphasized that the guilt was over hurting such nice people. As in, you know, it wouldn't have mattered at all if they had been anything less than saintly towards Team Rocket. D|
Good point. :/ It just puts so much emphasis on the big fancy apologies and them not wanting Lulu to be mad at them it's hard to tell.
Flying blind, huh? XD Yeah, that was just like...okay, Wobbuffet narration, wangst, usual Cori fare WAIT WHAT THE SHIT?!
Boring, yes. Forgettable? I think your brain just Refused To Comprehend The True Form. XD ...To be fair, READING it is probably much easier, since the brain can gloss over the repetition. Sporking has the unfortunate side effect that you're literally going line-by-line. D:
Yeah. D: And you end up enraged or disgusted or both because WHAT IS THIS FIC'S LOGIC. Really, Jessie and James apologized for being jerks and stealing the food. They explained why they broke the rules. The people grudgingly accepting the apology I could buy. Even applauding their warped form of integrity. But THROWING THEM AN ENTIRE FESTIVAL?!
Come to think of it, isn't all that Wiccan stuff the equivalent of that? :P
Pretty much. And possibly farting gold and jewels like Cartman did on that one episode of South Park.
Is THAT the reason for Wobbuffet's expression?!
*dodges rotten tomatoes*
WORST IMAGE EVER D:
It really does. D: Meowth was bad enough, but a fucking Wobbuffet?
I believe thees is called "sex addiction". Par excellence.
Considering they're co-dependent to a disgusting extreme and are basically addicted to each other...yep.
Cori takes "oblivious" to a whooooole new level, doesn't she?
Do it anyway! Horrify your audiences in a whole NEW way! XD
I might have to. XD
HOOOOOOLY SHIT
I think that's why I tend to go with "A Warm Place" or "The Cat's Outta The Bag" when I MST these things. At least those are reasonably SHORT.
Hahaha, I saw those Nuzlocke posts. XD Yep, you sure did earn that reward!